Mrs Hollick - Revision history

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← Older revision		Revision as of 11:04, 30 December 2010
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	Yes, if you rewrite her name as 'Al' K. Hollick, it is amusing. Tee hee hee. This has been discovered by nearly every Year 7 class since the mid-80s. Don't think you're special.		Yes, if you rewrite her name as 'Al' K. Hollick, it is amusing. Tee hee hee. This has been discovered by nearly every Year 7 class since the mid-80s. Don't think you're special.

−	Also, when a certain Jamie Nuttall was on his work experience, the clever dick who was his boss for the 2 weeks saw Mrs Hollick's name on the forms and commented on it. He also thought he was very funny.

	==On the motherland==		==On the motherland==

← Older revision	Revision as of 16:56, 24 November 2010
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	+	=Who?=
	+	Mrs. Hollick was head of the art department at BRGS, and formed an inimitable double act with [[Mrs Mansfield]]. The self-contained nature of the art block and the use of the [[middle room]] as art department HQ can frequently be seen to distance Mrs Hollick from the rest of the school, but her presence can be felt throughout as a BRGS legend. Rumoured to wear a purple thong; supposed 'sightings' having occurred 5 years apart. Throughout the year of 2005/2006, she has often been seen fiddling around with a strange garment rumoured to be worn by the legendary 'manchild'- a 25cm tall manequinn, complete with a detachable bird's skull. Mrs Hollick is also the proud owner of a box of dead crabs. Plus, she has an uncanny resembelance to the Cat Lady who features in many Simpsons episodes. Unfortunately (fortunately for some) she has departed from B.R.G.S.

	+	[[Image:Cat Lady.jpg\|thumb\|Mrs Hollick's Mother?]]
	+
	+	.
	+
	+	=Running joke since 1984=
	+	Yes, if you rewrite her name as 'Al' K. Hollick, it is amusing. Tee hee hee. This has been discovered by nearly every Year 7 class since the mid-80s. Don't think you're special.
	+
	+	Also, when a certain Jamie Nuttall was on his work experience, the clever dick who was his boss for the 2 weeks saw Mrs Hollick's name on the forms and commented on it. He also thought he was very funny.
	+
	+	==On the motherland==
	+	*(Jack banging desks) "Stop it! It reminds me of my home country."
	+
	+	==On substance abuse==
	+	*Student: "Miss, do you have any gel medium?"
	+
	+	Mrs Hollick: "Gin medium? That's a bit of a waste!"
	+	*(Student hitting banana with a wine bottle)
	+	"Oooh, it's oozing!... Give it a wham!"
	+	*Student-"what do you think i should add to my painting?"
	+	Mrs.Hollick-"It needs some bleach!!""
	+
	+	==On gaming==
	+	*"The new Xena Nintendo game comes out on Monday!"
	+	*"Does anybody know how to play Shrek 2 on Gameboy?"
	+	*"Ive played on resident evil and it isnt scary!"
	+	*Hollick to student arguing that the Nintendo Wii is better than the Xbox 360: "Well you can download old games online from it!"
	+
	+	Student: "But I don't really like old nintendo games..."
	+
	+	Hollick:"WHAT?! Your're not a real gamer! Your're just playing at it! I'm sorry Charles, you're just not a game connoseur"
	+	*Hollick: "Have you tried the new HD games?"
	+	Charlie: "Yeah, I liked it"
	+
	+	Hollick: "YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT?!"
	+
	+	Charlie: "I liked it. It was on a big 5 foot projector"
	+
	+	Hollick: "Oh that's nothing; anyone can do that. I've done it with my Gamecube. You just need a dark room with the curtains closed."
	+
	+	*Hollick: "You think thats funny tom? I'm an art teacher, trust me! And im a Wii player! AN AMAZING WII PLAYER!!"
	+
	+	==General mischief==
	+	*(Looks at student in a puzzled, distasteful fashion)
	+
	+	Student: "What's wrong?"
	+
	+	Mrs. Hollick: "Nothing. I'm just winding you up."
	+	*"Luke, if I give you a brick, will you go outside and throw it at the builders?"
	+	*"What's red and black and bangs on the window? A baby in a microwave!"
	+	*(To student) "Life's a bitch!" (Rest of the class go silent and look shocked) "Well it is!"
	+	*[[Mrs Bamford]]: "I didn't know you did art."
	+
	+	Mrs Hollick: "Well, he tries!"
	+
	+	Student: "That's my morale booster for the week..."
	+
	+	"It needs some colour! He's dead! It doesnt matter what colour he is!!"
	+
	+	*Student eating a banana in room 68 with no teacher. Mrs Hollick walks in, sees him eating, looks slighty bemused and says " don't let Mrs Bamford see you, she'll go bananas! HAHAHA" and walks off laughing.
	+
	+	==On technology==
	+	*"Well if you don't move into the modern age, you'll end up sat in a chair dribbling on yourself."
	+	*To [[Mrs Mansfield]]: "It's your music, stuff the kids."
	+
	+	*"I can't see the need for all these fancy i-pods. In my day we had ''proper'' music players."
	+	[[Category: Past Teachers\|Hollick, Mrs]]
	+	[[Category: Teacher Legends\|Hollick, Mrs]]
	+	[[Category:Legends]]

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−	~~=Who?=~~
−	Mrs. Hollick was head of the art department at BRGS, and formed an inimitable double act with [[Mrs Mansfield]]. The self-contained nature of the art block and the use of the [[middle room]] as art department HQ can frequently be seen to distance Mrs Hollick from the rest of the school, but her presence can be felt throughout as a BRGS legend. Rumoured to wear a purple thong; supposed 'sightings' having occurred 5 years apart. Throughout the year of 2005/2006, she has often been seen fiddling around with a strange garment rumoured to be worn by the legendary 'manchild'- a 25cm tall manequinn, complete with a detachable bird's skull. Mrs Hollick is also the proud owner of a box of dead crabs. Plus, she has an uncanny resembelance to the Cat Lady who features in many Simpsons episodes. Unfortunately (fortunately for some) she has departed from B.R.G.S.

−	~~[[Image:Cat Lady.jpg\|thumb\|Mrs Hollick's Mother?]]~~
−
−	.
−
−	~~=Running joke since 1984=~~
−	~~Yes, if you rewrite her name as 'Al' K. Hollick, it is amusing. Tee hee hee. This has been discovered by nearly every Year 7 class since the mid-80s. Don't think you're special.~~
−
−	Also, when a certain Jamie Nuttall was on his work experience, the clever dick who was his boss for the 2 weeks saw Mrs Hollick's name on the forms and commented on it. He also thought he was very funny.
−
−	~~==On the motherland==~~
−	*(Jack banging desks) "Stop it! It reminds me of my home country."
−
−	~~==On substance abuse==~~
−	*Student: "Miss, do you have any gel medium?"
−
−	~~Mrs Hollick: "Gin medium? That's a bit of a waste!"~~
−	*(Student hitting banana with a wine bottle)
−	~~"Oooh, it's oozing!... Give it a wham!"~~
−	*Student-"what do you think i should add to my painting?"
−	~~Mrs.Hollick-"It needs some bleach!!""~~
−
−	~~==On gaming==~~
−	*"The new Xena Nintendo game comes out on Monday!"
−	*"Does anybody know how to play Shrek 2 on Gameboy?"
−	*"Ive played on resident evil and it isnt scary!"
−	*Hollick to student arguing that the Nintendo Wii is better than the Xbox 360: "Well you can download old games online from it!"
−
−	~~Student: "But I don't really like old nintendo games..."~~
−
−	~~Hollick:"WHAT?! Your're not a real gamer! Your're just playing at it! I'm sorry Charles, you're just not a game connoseur"~~
−	*Hollick: "Have you tried the new HD games?"
−	~~Charlie: "Yeah, I liked it"~~
−
−	~~Hollick: "YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT?!"~~
−
−	~~Charlie: "I liked it. It was on a big 5 foot projector"~~
−
−	~~Hollick: "Oh that's nothing; anyone can do that. I've done it with my Gamecube. You just need a dark room with the curtains closed."~~
−
−	*Hollick: "You think thats funny tom? I'm an art teacher, trust me! And im a Wii player! AN AMAZING WII PLAYER!!"
−
−	~~==General mischief==~~
−	*(Looks at student in a puzzled, distasteful fashion)
−
−	~~Student: "What's wrong?"~~
−
−	~~Mrs. Hollick: "Nothing. I'm just winding you up."~~
−	*"Luke, if I give you a brick, will you go outside and throw it at the builders?"
−	*"What's red and black and bangs on the window? A baby in a microwave!"
−	*(To student) "Life's a bitch!" (Rest of the class go silent and look shocked) "Well it is!"
−	*[[Mrs Bamford]]: "I didn't know you did art."
−
−	~~Mrs Hollick: "Well, he tries!"~~
−
−	~~Student: "That's my morale booster for the week..."~~
−
−	~~"It needs some colour! He's dead! It doesnt matter what colour he is!!"~~
−
−	*Student eating a banana in room 68 with no teacher. Mrs Hollick walks in, sees him eating, looks slighty bemused and says " don't let Mrs Bamford see you, she'll go bananas! HAHAHA" and walks off laughing.
−
−	~~==On technology==~~
−	*"Well if you don't move into the modern age, you'll end up sat in a chair dribbling on yourself."
−	*To [[Mrs Mansfield]]: "It's your music, stuff the kids."
−
−	*"I can't see the need for all these fancy i-pods. In my day we had ''proper'' music players."
−	~~[[Category: Past Teachers\|Hollick, Mrs]]~~
−	~~[[Category: Teacher Legends\|Hollick, Mrs]]~~
−	~~[[Category:Legends]]~~

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 *"I can't see the need for all these fancy i-pods. In my day we had ''proper'' music players."
-[[Category: Teachers|Hollick, Mrs]]
+[[Category: Past Teachers|Hollick, Mrs]]
 [[Category: Teacher Legends|Hollick, Mrs]]
 [[Category:Legends]]

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 =Who?=
-Mrs. Hollick was head of the art department at BRGS, and formed an inimitable double act with [[Mrs Mansfield]]. The self-contained nature of the art block and the use of the [[middle room]] as art department HQ can frequently be seen to distance Mrs Hollick from the rest of the school, but her presence can be felt throughout as a BRGS legend. Rumoured to wear a purple thong; supposed 'sightings' having occurred 5 years apart. Throughout the year of 2005/2006, she has often been seen fiddling around with a strange garment rumoured to be worn by the legendary 'manchild'- a 25cm tall manequinn, complete with a detachable bird's skull. Mrs Hollick is also the proud owner of a box of dead crabs. Plus, she has an uncanny resembelance to the Cat Lady who features in many Simpsons episodes. Unfortunaly (fortunatley for some) she has departed from B.R.G.S.
+Mrs. Hollick was head of the art department at BRGS, and formed an inimitable double act with [[Mrs Mansfield]]. The self-contained nature of the art block and the use of the [[middle room]] as art department HQ can frequently be seen to distance Mrs Hollick from the rest of the school, but her presence can be felt throughout as a BRGS legend. Rumoured to wear a purple thong; supposed 'sightings' having occurred 5 years apart. Throughout the year of 2005/2006, she has often been seen fiddling around with a strange garment rumoured to be worn by the legendary 'manchild'- a 25cm tall manequinn, complete with a detachable bird's skull. Mrs Hollick is also the proud owner of a box of dead crabs. Plus, she has an uncanny resembelance to the Cat Lady who features in many Simpsons episodes. Unfortunately (fortunately for some) she has departed from B.R.G.S.
 [[Image:Cat Lady.jpg|thumb|Mrs Hollick's Mother?]]

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 =Who?=
-Mrs. Hollick is head of the art department at BRGS, and forms an inimitable double act with [[Mrs Mansfield]]. The self-contained nature of the art block and the use of the [[middle room]] as art department HQ can frequently be seen to distance Mrs Hollick from the rest of the school, but her presence can be felt throughout as a BRGS legend. Rumoured to wear a purple thong; supposed 'sightings' having occurred 5 years apart. Throughout the year of 2005/2006, she has often been seen fiddling around with a strange garment rumoured to be worn by the legendary 'manchild'- a 25cm tall manequinn, complete with a detachable bird's skull. Mrs Hollick is also the proud owner of a box of dead crabs.
+Mrs. Hollick is head of the art department at BRGS, and forms an inimitable double act with [[Mrs Mansfield]]. The self-contained nature of the art block and the use of the [[middle room]] as art department HQ can frequently be seen to distance Mrs Hollick from the rest of the school, but her presence can be felt throughout as a BRGS legend. Rumoured to wear a purple thong; supposed 'sightings' having occurred 5 years apart. Throughout the year of 2005/2006, she has often been seen fiddling around with a strange garment rumoured to be worn by the legendary 'manchild'- a 25cm tall manequinn, complete with a detachable bird's skull. Mrs Hollick is also the proud owner of a box of dead crabs. Plus, she has an uncanny resembelance to the Cat Lady who features in many Simpsons episodes.
+.