Mrs Heywood - Revision history

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-Mrs Heywood is an [[RS]] and [[PSHE]] teacher in [[BRGS]], who is well known for being constantly pregnant. Once spent a whole lesson in a computer room showing students school pictures from when she was a pupil at BRGS at pointing out who she thought was fit and who she went out with.
+Mrs Heywood is an [[RS]] and [[PSHE]] [[teacher]] in [[BRGS]], who is well known for being constantly pregnant. Once spent a whole lesson in a computer room showing students school pictures from when she was a pupil at [[BRGS]] at pointing out who she thought was fit and who she went out with.
-Constantly on a diet from all the child bearing - but not looking too bad!! Mrs Heywood drives a BMW X5  with a personalised number plate - however, instead of listening to gangster rap, you can hear Take That blaring from the stereo on the way up the slope. Sad.
+Constantly on a diet from all the child bearing - but not looking too bad!! Mrs Heywood drives a BMW X5 with a personalised number plate - however, instead of listening to gangster rap, you can hear 'Take That' blaring from the stereo on the way up the slope. Sad.
-Mrs Heywood loves all things musical - she organised Stars on the Rise for BRGS twice and participated in the charity karaoke, where she was pipped at the post by Mr Gray and Mr Fitton singing 'I got you babe'. It has recently emerged that she is accomplished on the piano, and the music room is her new hang out.
+Mrs Heywood loves all things [[music]]al - she organised Stars on the Rise for [[BRGS]] twice and participated in the charity karaoke, where she was pipped at the post by [[Mr Gray]] and [[Mr Fitton]] singing 'I got you babe'. It has recently emerged that she is accomplished on the piano, and the [[music]] room is her new hang out.
-The slightly twisted punishment system Mrs Heywood has developed with Yrs 7 and 8 must be mentioned. The class accumulate minutes when they are wasting time - the total number at the end of the lesson being how long the class stays after the bell. Nothing new there then. However, then she chooses someone (usually someone who's been irritating her) to be the scapegoat for the class. This person can change though, so beware not to laugh at someone's misfortune.
+The slightly twisted punishment system Mrs Heywood has developed with [[Year 7]] and [[Year 8|8]] must be mentioned. The class accumulate minutes when they are wasting time - the total number at the end of the lesson being how long the class stays after the bell. Nothing new there then. However, then she chooses someone (usually someone who's been irritating her) to be the scapegoat for the class. This person can change though, so beware not to laugh at someone's misfortune.
 She has also made 'essays' for mis-behaved pupils to write..
-Can spot a ring or 'inappropriate earrings' a mile off.
+Mrs Heywood can spot a ring or 'inappropriate earrings' a mile off.
 == Mark Scheme for Projects ==
 It is a fact that Mrs Heywood uses her own mark scheme for any project, which goes something like this:
 *A+ - Stuck onto coloured card, many colours used, nice writing
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 == Fire Alarm ==
-When the fire alarm went off, [[8n]] stood up and started towards the door. Mrs Heywood then said: "Thats not the fire alarm, the fire alarm goes knee nore knee nore. Then realising that it WAS the fire alarm, as everybody else in the school was moving she said just stay here for a bit 8N; it won't be a real fire.
+When the fire alarm went off, [[8N]] stood up and started towards the door. Mrs Heywood then said: "Thats not the fire alarm, the fire alarm goes knee nore knee nore." Then realising that it WAS the fire alarm, as everybody else in the school was moving she said just stay here for a bit 8N; it won't be a real fire.
 == Quotes ==
-*" Why would you do that?!"
+*"Why would you do that?!"
-*" If you get a detention, I'll give you a second!"
+*"If you get a detention, I'll give you a second!"
 [[Category:Teachers|Heywood, Mrs]]

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 == Fire Alarm ==
-When the fire alarm went off, [[8n]] stood up and started towards the door. Mrs Heywood then said: "Thats not the fire alarm, the fire alarm goes knee nore knee nore. Then realising that it IS the fire alarm, as everybody else in the school was moving she said just stay here for a bit 8N; it won't be a real fire.
+When the fire alarm went off, [[8n]] stood up and started towards the door. Mrs Heywood then said: "Thats not the fire alarm, the fire alarm goes knee nore knee nore. Then realising that it WAS the fire alarm, as everybody else in the school was moving she said just stay here for a bit 8N; it won't be a real fire.
 == Quotes ==

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	Mrs Heywood is an [[RS]] and [[PSHE]] teacher in [[BRGS]], who is well known for being constantly pregnant. Once spent a whole lesson in a computer room showing students school pictures from when she was a pupil at BRGS at pointing out who she thought was fit and who she went out with.		Mrs Heywood is an [[RS]] and [[PSHE]] teacher in [[BRGS]], who is well known for being constantly pregnant. Once spent a whole lesson in a computer room showing students school pictures from when she was a pupil at BRGS at pointing out who she thought was fit and who she went out with.

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 == Quotes ==
 *" Why would you do that?!"
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+*" If you get a detention, I'll give you a second!"
 [[Category:Teachers|Heywood, Mrs]]

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	When the fire alarm went off, [[8n]] stood up and started towards the door. Mrs Heywood then said: "Thats not the fire alarm, the fire alarm goes knee nore knee nore. Then realising that it IS the fire alarm, as everybody else in the school was moving she said just stay here for a bit 8N; it won't be a real fire.		When the fire alarm went off, [[8n]] stood up and started towards the door. Mrs Heywood then said: "Thats not the fire alarm, the fire alarm goes knee nore knee nore. Then realising that it IS the fire alarm, as everybody else in the school was moving she said just stay here for a bit 8N; it won't be a real fire.

		+	== Quotes ==
		+	*" Why would you do that?!"
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	[[Category:Teachers\|Heywood, Mrs]]		[[Category:Teachers\|Heywood, Mrs]]

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	She has also made 'essays' for mis-behaved pupils to write..		She has also made 'essays' for mis-behaved pupils to write..
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−	~~Holds the record for the best assemblies with her current form 9N.~~

	Can spot a ring or 'inappropriate earrings' a mile off.		Can spot a ring or 'inappropriate earrings' a mile off.

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	The slightly twisted punishment system Mrs Heywood has developed with Yrs 7 and 8 must be mentioned. The class accumulate minutes when they are wasting time - the total number at the end of the lesson being how long the class stays after the bell. Nothing new there then. However, then she chooses someone (usually someone who's been irritating her) to be the scapegoat for the class. This person can change though, so beware not to laugh at someone's misfortune.		The slightly twisted punishment system Mrs Heywood has developed with Yrs 7 and 8 must be mentioned. The class accumulate minutes when they are wasting time - the total number at the end of the lesson being how long the class stays after the bell. Nothing new there then. However, then she chooses someone (usually someone who's been irritating her) to be the scapegoat for the class. This person can change though, so beware not to laugh at someone's misfortune.
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		+	She has also made 'essays' for mis-behaved pupils to write..

	Holds the record for the best assemblies with her current form 9N.		Holds the record for the best assemblies with her current form 9N.

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 *U - No colours
 ''(Note: actual content of work does not matter)''
 [[Category:Teachers|Heywood, Mrs]]

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−	Mrs Heywood is an [[RS]] and [[PSHE]] teacher in [[BRGS]], who is well known for being constantly pregnant. Once spent a whole lesson in a computer room showing students school pictures from when she was a pupil at BRGS at pointing out who she thought was fit and who she went out with. At the ~~end of this lesson~~ she was ~~shocked to see that nobody had got any work done~~ and ~~that this was entirely her fault~~. ~~She did point out that one group had actually done something and everyone else should be like them~~.	+	Mrs Heywood is an [[RS]] and [[PSHE]] teacher in [[BRGS]], who is well known for being constantly pregnant. Once spent a whole lesson in a computer room showing students school pictures from when she was a pupil at BRGS at pointing out who she thought was fit and who she went out with.
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		+	Constantly on a diet from all the child bearing - but not looking too bad!!
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		+	Loves all things musical - organised Stars on the Rise for BRGS twice and participated in the charity karaoke, where she was pipped at the post by Mr Gray and Mr Fitton singing 'I got you babe'.
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		+	Holds the record for the best assemblies with her current form 9N.
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	== Mark Scheme for Projects ==		== Mark Scheme for Projects ==