Mrs Greaves - Revision history

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−	How many languages does '''Mrs Greaves''' speak? No-one knows, however she taught [[Latin]] and [[French]] for a number of years.	+	How many languages does '''Mrs Greaves''' speak? No-one knows, however, she taught [[Latin]] and [[French]] for a number of years.

	Apparently she once fell through a chair (a nugget of info passed onto me by a parent during an open day), that must have been fun to watch.		Apparently she once fell through a chair (a nugget of info passed onto me by a parent during an open day), that must have been fun to watch.

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 ==Quotes==
 * During a lunch time leaving party for pupil in her year 9 form (whilst changing music cassettes) "Look at me, I'm Fat Boy Slim"
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 Mrs Greaves: "I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE CUPID HIMSELF, WE ARE ''NICELY SETTLED'' AND WE WILL NOT HAVE ANY PATHETIC INTERRUPTIONS. I AM NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT INTERESTED ABOUT WHO LOVES WHO IN THIS FORM... Actually, wait 5 minutes, you can come back after we have finished the test."
-*Whilst teaching French to 7B, 2000-2001. Sixth Formers are having noisy japery on [[The Slope|the slope]] outside [[Room 96]]. Mrs Greaves opens the window and shouts:
+*Whilst teaching French to 7B, 2000-2001. Sixth Formers are having noisy japery on [[Glen Road|the slope]] outside Room 96. Mrs Greaves opens the window and shouts:
 "IDLE GITS!"

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 Mrs Greaves: "I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE CUPID HIMSELF, WE ARE ''NICELY SETTLED'' AND WE WILL NOT HAVE ANY PATHETIC INTERRUPTIONS. I AM NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT INTERESTED ABOUT WHO LOVES WHO IN THIS FORM... Actually, wait 5 minutes, you can come back after we have finished the test."
-*Whilst teaching French to 7B, 2000-2001. Sixth Formers are having noisy japery on [[the slope|The Slope]] outside [[Room 96]]. Mrs Greaves opens the window and shouts:
+*Whilst teaching French to 7B, 2000-2001. Sixth Formers are having noisy japery on [[The Slope|the slope]] outside [[Room 96]]. Mrs Greaves opens the window and shouts:
 "IDLE GITS!"

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 *Whilst teaching 7S 2003-2004 (now 10S 2006-2007), at the end of the lesson:
-*Mrs Greaves: "OK everyone, now pack up the books nicely. These are good quality books. I SAID DO NOT THROW THEM!"
 Student: "Well, no, actually you said 'pack them away nicely'."
 Mrs Greaves: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 Student: "Oh, nothing Miss."
 Mrs Greaves: "Now you can all stay behind 10 minutes for thinking that I was stupid enough to suppose that you wouldn't backchat me!"
 (10 minutes later)
 Mrs Greaves: "OK now 7S... you can go. I have no doubt that your Mummies and Daddies are worrying their heads off waiting for you at home."
 *Once again whilst teaching 7S, on Valentine's day - singing Valentine Messengers are going around school delivering poems for people's loved ones. There is a knock on the door.
 Valentino: "Can we come in, Mrs Greaves, we have important messages to deliver!"
 Mrs Greaves: "I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE CUPID HIMSELF, WE ARE ''NICELY SETTLED'' AND WE WILL NOT HAVE ANY PATHETIC INTERRUPTIONS. I AM NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT INTERESTED ABOUT WHO LOVES WHO IN THIS FORM... Actually, wait 5 minutes, you can come back after we have finished the test."
 *Whilst teaching French to 7B, 2000-2001. Sixth Formers are having noisy japery on [[the slope|The Slope]] outside [[Room 96]]. Mrs Greaves opens the window and shouts:
 "IDLE GITS!"

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 * During a lunch time leaving party for pupil in her year 9 form (whilst changing music cassettes) "Look at me, I'm Fat Boy Slim"
-*Trying to explain to a student the meaning of the Latin word 'lascivis': "You know, wanton, lascivious," (blank look from student) "erm, you know [vague hand gesture]...nookie, (blank look again) Nookie Nookie".
+*(To a Y9 student before a French Exam)
-(To a Y9 student before a French Exam)
+*Once again whilst teaching 7S, on Valentine's day - singing Valentine Messengers are going around school delivering poems for people's loved ones. There is a knock on the door.
-*Greaves: "Can you actually say the numbers one - ten.... please?"
+Valentino: "Can we come in, Mrs Greaves, we have important messages to deliver!"
-*Student: "Erm........ sorry."
+Mrs Greaves: "I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE CUPID HIMSELF, WE ARE ''NICELY SETTLED'' AND WE WILL NOT HAVE ANY PATHETIC INTERRUPTIONS. I AM NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT INTERESTED ABOUT WHO LOVES WHO IN THIS FORM... Actually, wait 5 minutes, you can come back after we have finished the test."
+*Whilst teaching French to 7B, 2000-2001. Sixth Formers are having noisy japery on [[the slope|The Slope]] outside [[Room 96]]. Mrs Greaves opens the window and shouts:
-(To a year Seven pupil that she was teaching (7s 2003-04)
+"IDLE GITS!"
-*Greaves: Stephanie, carry on (Steph is fast asleep)
-*Steph: What miss?
-*Greaves: I SAID CARRY ON!
-* Steph: I don't know where we are miss...
-*Greaves (Tuts and then chooses someone else, Steph falls asleep again)
-−
-... Also whilst teaching 7S (2003-2004)now 10S ( 2006-2007)
-−
-End of lesson :
-* Mrs Greaves: Ok everyone now pack up the books nicely. These are good quality books. I SAID DO NOT THROW THEM!! *
-* Student : well no actually you said pack them away nicely
-* Mrs Greaves : WHAT WAS THAT!
-* Student: ohh nothing miss
-* Mrs Greaves : now you can all stay behind 10 minutes for thinking i wasn't stupid enough to realise that you wouldn't backchat me!
-minutes later.. ok now 7S.. You can go.. i have no doubt your mummies and daddies are worrying their heads off waiting for you at home!
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-... Once again whilst teaching 7S ... now 10S in 2003 - 2004
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-* Valentine's day - Singing valentines are going around school for people's loved ones!*
-There is a knock on the door.
-* Valentines person : can we come in mrs greaves, we have important messages to deliver *
-* Mrs Greaves : I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE CUPID YOURSELF, WE ARE NICELY SETTLED AND WE WILL NOT HAVE ANY PATHETIC INTERRUPTIONS. I AM NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT INTERESTED ABOUT WHO LOVES WHO IN THIS FORM. Actually, wait 5 minutes, you can come back after we have finished the test!*
-Valentines day person comes back 5 minutes later stating all the poems which have been sent. Three of the pupils, Francesca, Vicky and Martyn, have one of these and go bright red when each of these poems is read out to them. Mrs Greaves looked highly intrigued!! ( or she could have just been jealous! )
 ==Habits==
 *Referring to Classical poets, especially Catullus, as if they were still alive and turning up at dinner parties.
 *Attempting to locate the Spring of Bandusia.
 ==Conjugation 101==

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 ==Conjugation 101==
    Je peux
    Je ne peux pas
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 [[Category:Past_Teachers|Greaves, Mrs]]

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 Mrs.Greaves verb song:
-Je peux *shout* X
+<br>Je peux *shout* X
-Tu peux *shout* X
+<br>Tu peux *shout* X
-Il peux *shout* T
+<br>Il peux *shout* T
-Elle peut *shout* T
+<br>Elle peut *shout* T
-Nous pouvons *shout* O-N-S
+<br>Nous pouvons *shout* O-N-S
-Vous pouvez *shout* E-Z
+<br>Vous pouvez *shout* E-Z
-Ils peuvent *shout* E-N-T
+<br>Ils peuvent *shout* E-N-T
-Elles peuvent *shout* E-N-T
+<br>Elles peuvent *shout* E-N-T

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	[[Category:Past_Teachers\|Greaves, Mrs]]		[[Category:Past_Teachers\|Greaves, Mrs]]
		+
		+	Mrs.Greaves verb song:
		+
		+	Je peux shout X
		+	Tu peux shout X
		+	Il peux shout T
		+	Elle peut shout T
		+	Nous pouvons shout O-N-S
		+	Vous pouvez shout E-Z
		+	Ils peuvent shout E-N-T
		+	Elles peuvent shout E-N-T