Mrs Fowler-Gibbs - Revision history

Dangerousx at 09:07, 31 October 2010

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Dangerousx at 09:06, 31 October 2010

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BRGSMan at 21:21, 30 October 2010

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BRGSMan at 21:20, 30 October 2010

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Dangerousx at 08:32, 25 October 2010

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Magical Trevor at 18:20, 19 October 2010

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Taylornator at 19:29, 29 September 2010

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Taylornator at 19:29, 29 September 2010

2010-09-29T19:29:09Z

Alan: Too many cleanup notices

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Too many cleanup notices

Dangerousx at 19:25, 29 September 2010

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 *"I'm going to count to 10 and I want you all in your seats. 1,2,3,4,5 hurry up year 8! 5,4,3,2,1"
-== 8N Stoies ==
+== [[06N]] Stoies ==
 *Student: WOW - I've found rectum in the dictionary!!
 *Mrs F-G: Very Good - its a place where the sun don't shine!

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-Used to like writing 'Be Quiet' on white boards and tapping it with pens till we shut up.
+She used to like writing 'Be Quiet' on white boards and tapping it with pens till we shut up.
-Write messages on the board and always puts kisses on the end.
+She writes messages on the board and always puts kisses on the end.
 Makes very strange facial expressions whilst reading or talking.
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 == Quotes ==
 *"Four On The Floor" (When people rock on their chairs)
 *"I am waiting" (8N take 10 minutes to settle down)
 *"I am waiting"
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 (8N take 10 minutes to settle down)
 *"Well done year 8, that is the fastest you've ever done it."
 *"Yes, I do have a english merit, another [[teacher]] gave it me."
 *"Come in, sit down and be... SILENT." (repeats this A LOT)
 *"Your python is preparing to eat you." (Scary expressions 8N quivering in fear.)
 *"And the GOOD news is, I've marked your books so you can have homework tonight!" (8N groan)"Oh come on year 8- it's a FUN homework tonight!"
 *"I get the impression that none of you are listening."
 *"Hands up, pens down, and listen"
 *"You have 10 seconds 8N. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.5,1.25,1,0.5.."
 *"I suppose you could say a turtle has a horny mouth"
 *"I'm going to count to 10 and I want you all in your seats. 1,2,3,4,5 hurry up year 8! 5,4,3,2,1"
-== [[06N]] Stories ==
+== 8N Stoies ==
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 *Student: WOW - I've found rectum in the dictionary!!
 *Mrs F-G: Very Good - its a place where the sun don't shine!
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 *Mrs F-G says: When Something is stood up straight
 *Groans from class that she doesn't say the other meaning
 *Mrs F-G enters room. Tells 8N to get their books out and sit down.
 *teaches the class for 10 minutes.

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 *"I'm going to count to 10 and I want you all in your seats. 1,2,3,4,5 hurry up year 8! 5,4,3,2,1"
-== 8N Stoies ==
+== [[06N]] Stories ==
 *Student: WOW - I've found rectum in the dictionary!!

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-Had [[9R]] when they were in Year 7. Used to like writing 'Be Quiet' on white boards and tapping it with pens till we shut up.
+Used to like writing 'Be Quiet' on white boards and tapping it with pens till we shut up.
 Write messages on the board and always puts kisses on the end.
 Makes very strange facial expressions whilst reading or talking.

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 *"Well done year 8, that is the fastest you've ever done it."
-*"Yes, I do have a english merit, another teacher gave it me."
+*"Yes, I do have a english merit, another [[teacher]] gave it me."
 *"Come in, sit down and be... SILENT." (repeats this A LOT)
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 On the wayhome Mrs. Fowler Gibbs walked into the middle of the main road in order to get the cars to stop which had no sucess, nearly resulting in the loss of valuable limbs. Miss Strickland, who seemed very amused by the whole thing walked into the middle of the road, spread her arms out and put on her I-will-eat-you-if-you-dont-stop-now face. It worked. If miss Strickland hadn't saved the day we would have probably been all squashed in the middle of Haslingden Main Road.... but we still want to thank Mrs FG for all the great memories we have had!!!
 '''The Python Story'''
-*There once was an old couple who were lonely, so they decided to buy a pet. Most people would've bought a cat or a dog or something like that, but they decided to buy a python. The couple fed it live mice and let it sleep on a blanket on the end of their bed. After they'd had it for a couple of weeks, it started not eating and stretching itself out and stiffening itself up on the bed *Class Laughs For A While*. The couple ring up the vet and ask what's rong with their python. The vet says "I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid we're going to have to put your python to sleep immediately. He's preparing to eat one of you!"  According to Mrs F-G, this is a true story. Be warned - never buy a python for a pet. (We're not quite sure what this had to do with the english lesson, but it was a 'funny' story)
+*There once was an old couple who were lonely, so they decided to buy a pet. Most people would've bought a cat or a dog or something like that, but they decided to buy a python. The couple fed it live mice and let it sleep on a blanket on the end of their bed. After they'd had it for a couple of weeks, it started not eating and stretching itself out and stiffening itself up on the bed *Class Laughs For A While*. The couple ring up the vet and ask what's wrong with their python. The vet says "I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid we're going to have to put your python to sleep immediately. He's preparing to eat one of you!"  According to Mrs F-G, this is a true story. Be warned - never buy a python for a pet. (We're not quite sure what this had to do with the english lesson, but it was a 'funny' story)
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 Had [[9R]] when they were in Year 7. Used to like writing 'Be Quiet' on white boards and tapping it with pens till we shut up.

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 Write messages on the board and always puts kisses on the end.
-Likes picking on a certain pupil in 8N ([[Eve White]])(she doesn't ''pick'' on me, I just happen to always be in the wrong place at he wrong time)  to demonstrate stuff and to aim for with books etc. likes to mentally destroy 8N for ''fun''
+Likes picking on a certain pupil in 8N ([[Eve White]])(she doesn't ''pick'' on me, I just happen to always be in the wrong place at he wrong time)  to demonstrate stuff and to aim for with books etc. She likes to mentally destroy 8N for ''fun''
 Makes very strange facial expressions whilst reading or talking.