Mr Parkinson - Revision history

Dangerousx at 21:32, 19 November 2010

2010-11-19T21:32:41Z

1885: Removed rumour, added information and cleaned up layout

2010-11-18T17:33:28Z

Removed rumour, added information and cleaned up layout

BRGS man 2 at 22:24, 3 October 2010

2010-10-03T22:24:59Z

BRGS man 2: eggs

2010-10-03T22:23:33Z

eggs

Emily and Hanna at 16:50, 1 October 2010

2010-10-01T16:50:45Z

Dangerousx at 20:53, 29 September 2010

2010-09-29T20:53:49Z

Dangerousx at 20:32, 28 September 2010

2010-09-28T20:32:39Z

1885: added image of the Freitag Man and added link to Freitag Man Article

2010-09-18T07:46:55Z

added image of the Freitag Man and added link to Freitag Man Article

Alan at 16:23, 3 April 2010

2010-04-03T16:23:46Z

JLSbobbins at 15:57, 11 March 2010

2010-03-11T15:57:19Z

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 =Actions=
-*Mr Parkinson abuses the ranger system whenever possible by locking computers, taking control of programs (see below!), logging students off and sending them messages even though he is only 5 foot away.
+*Mr Parkinson abuses the ranger system whenever possible by locking computers, taking control of programs (see below), logging students off and sending them messages even though he is only 5 feet away.
-:*Apparently, in a recent [[010S|7S]] ICT lesson, Mr Parkinson took over a students' computer when they were on Google Flight Simulator and proceeded to crash the plane.
+*Apparently, in a recent [[010S|7S]] [[IT]] lesson, Mr Parkinson took over a student's computer when they were on Google Flight Simulator and proceeded to crash the plane.
 *He is also known to get extremely angry if he is talked over during the class, which happens quite often, and this results in massive shouts and threats of "points in your record book" but he rarely gives them out.
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 =Quotes=
-"One Day I Hope to Have a Poo-Bucket system rigged up in the roof of my classroom. See, if someone says something stupid, I press a button here somewhere, and a bucket of poo drops on your head...
+...if they get it right I'll still empty it on them. I could even have different colours of poo for different year groups, [[Year 7]]s could have sloppy yellow poo, [[Year 8]]s, lumpy green poo, and [[Year 9]]s, hard brown...."
+*"Boris Becker ist um de ecker" The only bit of german I remember.
-...if they get it right I'll still empty it on them. I could even have different colours of poo for different year groups, year 7s could have sloppy yellow poo, year eights lumpy green poo, and year 9s hard brown...."
+*"It's so simple, my cat could do it."
+*"I'm a very patient person!"
-"Boris Becker ist um de ecker" The only bit of german I remember.
+*"Sir, have you seen Moulin Rouge?"<br>
-−
-"Its so simple, my cat could do it"
-−
 "I'm a very patient person!"
-−
 "Sir, have you seen Moulin Rouge?"<br>
 "Yep!"<br>
-"But Sir its french!"<br>
+"But Sir it's french!"<br>
-"Ye, But Nicole Kidman's TASTY!"
+"Ye, sut Nicole Kidman's TASTY!"
 Parkinson: "I know it's like watching Burnley play on a Saturday afternoon!"
+*"Schnell, schnell, schnell it's like watching Burnley play on a Saturday afternoon."
-"Schnell,schnell,schnell it's like watching Burnley play on a saturday afternoon."
+*"BOM CHICKA WA WAAAA!"
+*"Eggs!!!!!!"
-"BOM CHICKA WA WAAAA!"
+*A girl: "Sir it's freezing in here, can we shut the windows?" Mr P: "EAT MORE PIES!!"
+*"Sshht, sshht, sshht." (Said at least 30 times a lesson)
-"Eggs"!!!!!!
+*"WAZZZZZZZZZZUP."
-−
 A girl: "Sir it's freezing in here, can we shut the windows?" Mr P: "EAT MORE PIES!!"
-−
 "Sshht, sshht, sshht" (Said at least 30 times a lesson)
 "WAZZZZZZZZZZUP"
 [[Category:Teachers|Parkinson]]

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 =Actions=
-Mr Parkinson abuses the ranger system by locking everyones computer and sending them messages even though he is only 5 foot away. He is known to get extremely angry if he is talked over during the class, which happens quite often, and this results in massive shouts and threats of "points in your record book" but he rarely gives them out. I've heard that he sometimes teaches the class swear words.(Similarly, [[Mr Ward]] does)
+*Mr Parkinson abuses the ranger system whenever possible by locking computers, taking control of programs (see below!), logging students off and sending them messages even though he is only 5 foot away.
-Mr Parkinson is known to drink out of a red bottle and makes strange faces when he takes a sip out of his bottle.
+:*Apparently, in a recent [[010S|7S]] ICT lesson, Mr Parkinson took over a students' computer when they were on Google Flight Simulator and proceeded to crash the plane.
 =Quotes=

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	[[Category:Teachers\|Parkinson]]		[[Category:Teachers\|Parkinson]]

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	"BOM CHICKA WA WAAAA!"		"BOM CHICKA WA WAAAA!"
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		+	"Eggs"!!!!!!

	A girl: "Sir it's freezing in here, can we shut the windows?" Mr P: "EAT MORE PIES!!"		A girl: "Sir it's freezing in here, can we shut the windows?" Mr P: "EAT MORE PIES!!"

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	Mr Parkinson abuses the ranger system by locking everyones computer and sending them messages even though he is only 5 foot away. He is known to get extremely angry if he is talked over during the class, which happens quite often, and this results in massive shouts and threats of "points in your record book" but he rarely gives them out. I've heard that he sometimes teaches the class swear words.(Similarly, [[Mr Ward]] does)		Mr Parkinson abuses the ranger system by locking everyones computer and sending them messages even though he is only 5 foot away. He is known to get extremely angry if he is talked over during the class, which happens quite often, and this results in massive shouts and threats of "points in your record book" but he rarely gives them out. I've heard that he sometimes teaches the class swear words.(Similarly, [[Mr Ward]] does)
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		+	Mr Parkinson is known to drink out of a red bottle and makes strange faces when he takes a sip out of his bottle.

	=Quotes=		=Quotes=

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 He is a German teacher(he teaches German).
 [[Image:Parky.jpg|thumb]]

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 =Freitag Man=
 '''Mr Parkinson''' has a small man which he draws on the board every friday this man is the '''"freitag man"'''
-how he was created nobody knows. He also abuses the ranger system by locking everyones computer and sending them messages even though he is only 5 foot away. He is known to get extremely angry if he is talked over during the class, which happens quite often, and this results in massive shouts and threats of "points in your record book" but he rarely gives them out.
+how he was created nobody knows.
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    |_|freitag|_|
      |_______|
 =Quotes=

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	[[Image:Parky.jpg\|thumb]]		[[Image:Parky.jpg\|thumb]]

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	"Its so simple, my cat could do it"		"Its so simple, my cat could do it"
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		+	"I'm a very patient person!"

	"Sir, have you seen Moulin Rouge?"<br>		"Sir, have you seen Moulin Rouge?"<br>