Mr Morriss - Revision history

Dangerousx at 23:53, 27 July 2011

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Camponhoyle: Reverted edits by Ifewazuwede (talk) to last revision by BRGSMan

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Reverted edits by Ifewazuwede (talk) to last revision by BRGSMan

Ifewazuwede at 05:41, 24 November 2010

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BRGSMan at 20:44, 30 October 2010

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Chris at 15:47, 7 February 2010

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Chris at 12:46, 28 July 2008

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Ayeitburns at 09:13, 21 January 2008

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 __TOC__
-Mr Morriss is a [[Biology]] Teacher.
+Mr. Morriss is a [[Biology]] Teacher.
 ==Music==
-'''Mr Dave Morriss''' is a kick-ass Bassist and has been playing for many many years he own two basses, one of which he built himself (a fretless one). He is also well known to yr13 Biology students as making up the 'meiosis mamba;' a worthless but humorous and noble attempt to make lessons more interesting.
+'''Mr Dave Morriss''' is a kick-ass Bassist and has been playing for many many years. He owns two bass guitars, one of which he built himself (a fretless one). He is also well known to [[Upper Sixth]]
 His name is not actually pronounced ''"Morreeees"'', but ''"Morris"''. This pronunciation must have come about to avoid confusion with the Headmaster, so you can imagine the disappointment when the school nominated another Mr Morris to take over.
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 *"Now, look! I shouldn't have to shout at Year 13's like this! You were all badly behaved in ''last'' week's assembly and I put that down to the fact that [[Mr Elkington]] wasn't here, and it was windy outside!!" ''(In an attempt to restore order to the Year 13 Assembly; merely resulting in a chorus of laughter)''
-*"why do mushrooms have lots of friends???..... because they're a fungi (fun guy)"
+*"Why do mushrooms have lots of friends???..... because they're a fungi (fun guy)"
 ===Also known as...===
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 * Slideshow Bob
-[[Category:teachers|Morriss, Mr]]
+[[Category:Teachers|Morriss, Mr]]

← Older revision	Revision as of 16:50, 24 November 2010
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	+	__TOC__
	+	Mr Morriss is a [[Biology]] Teacher.

	+	==Music==
	+	'''Mr Dave Morriss''' is a kick-ass Bassist and has been playing for many many years he own two basses, one of which he built himself (a fretless one). He is also well known to yr13 Biology students as making up the 'meiosis mamba;' a worthless but humorous and noble attempt to make lessons more interesting.
	+
	+	His name is not actually pronounced ''"Morreeees"'', but ''"Morris"''. This pronunciation must have come about to avoid confusion with the Headmaster, so you can imagine the disappointment when the school nominated another Mr Morris to take over.
	+
	+	==Quotes==
	+	*"Sh Sh Sh Sh Shhhhhhhhh"
	+
	+	*"Is anyone here doing physicists?"
	+
	+	*"Call me Dr Morriss!"
	+
	+	*"Lets bash on!"
	+
	+	*"I don't like to rely on PowerPoints and Printed Handouts"
	+
	+	*"Are we all looking at the Powerpoint??"
	+
	+	*"Do we all have one of these handouts?"
	+
	+	*"I'm not marking it until I get a full set"
	+
	+	*"If I wanted to put something inside you, how would I do it?" ''(referring to medicines, apparently)''
	+
	+	*"Now if you don't want to be on the video just ''wave''"
	+
	+	*"I'm going to have to ask for people to volunteer to ''talk'' on the video otherwise there are just going to be 3 minutes of people ''waving''"
	+
	+	*''(After talking to [[Kroll]] about the infamous Kroll stickers)'' "Now I know you're not stupid enough to put them up yourself"
	+
	+	*"Now, look! I shouldn't have to shout at Year 13's like this! You were all badly behaved in ''last'' week's assembly and I put that down to the fact that [[Mr Elkington]] wasn't here, and it was windy outside!!" ''(In an attempt to restore order to the Year 13 Assembly; merely resulting in a chorus of laughter)''
	+
	+	*"why do mushrooms have lots of friends???..... because they're a fungi (fun guy)"
	+
	+	===Also known as...===
	+
	+	* Slideshow Bob
	+
	+	[[Category:teachers\|Morriss, Mr]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:41, 24 November 2010
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−	~~__TOC__~~
−	~~Mr Morriss is a [[Biology]] Teacher.~~

−	~~==Music==~~
−	'''Mr Dave Morriss''' is a kick-ass Bassist and has been playing for many many years he own two basses, one of which he built himself (a fretless one). He is also well known to yr13 Biology students as making up the 'meiosis mamba;' a worthless but humorous and noble attempt to make lessons more interesting.
−
−	His name is not actually pronounced ''"Morreeees"'', but ''"Morris"''. This pronunciation must have come about to avoid confusion with the Headmaster, so you can imagine the disappointment when the school nominated another Mr Morris to take over.
−
−	~~==Quotes==~~
−	*"Sh Sh Sh Sh Shhhhhhhhh"
−
−	*"Is anyone here doing physicists?"
−
−	*"Call me Dr Morriss!"
−
−	*"Lets bash on!"
−
−	*"I don't like to rely on PowerPoints and Printed Handouts"
−
−	*"Are we all looking at the Powerpoint??"
−
−	*"Do we all have one of these handouts?"
−
−	*"I'm not marking it until I get a full set"
−
−	*"If I wanted to put something inside you, how would I do it?" ''(referring to medicines, apparently)''
−
−	*"Now if you don't want to be on the video just ''wave''"
−
−	*"I'm going to have to ask for people to volunteer to ''talk'' on the video otherwise there are just going to be 3 minutes of people ''waving''"
−
−	*''(After talking to [[Kroll]] about the infamous Kroll stickers)'' "Now I know you're not stupid enough to put them up yourself"
−
−	*"Now, look! I shouldn't have to shout at Year 13's like this! You were all badly behaved in ''last'' week's assembly and I put that down to the fact that [[Mr Elkington]] wasn't here, and it was windy outside!!" ''(In an attempt to restore order to the Year 13 Assembly; merely resulting in a chorus of laughter)''
−
−	*"why do mushrooms have lots of friends???..... because they're a fungi (fun guy)"
−
−	~~===Also known as...===~~
−
−	* Slideshow Bob
−
−	~~[[Category:teachers\|Morriss, Mr]]~~

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 __TOC__
-[[Biology]] Teacher
+Mr Morriss is a [[Biology]] Teacher.
 ==Music==

← Older revision		Revision as of 19:40, 29 September 2010
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	[[Biology]] Teacher		[[Biology]] Teacher

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 *"I don't like to rely on PowerPoints and Printed Handouts"
-*"Are we all looking at the screen??"
+*"Are we all looking at the Powerpoint??"
 *"Do we all have one of these handouts?"
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 *"I'm not marking it until I get a full set"
-*"If I wanted to put something inside you, how would I do it?" (referring to medicines, apparently)
+*"If I wanted to put something inside you, how would I do it?" ''(referring to medicines, apparently)''
 *"Now if you don't want to be on the video just ''wave''"
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 *"I'm going to have to ask for people to volunteer to ''talk'' on the video otherwise there are just going to be 3 minutes of people ''waving''"
-*(After talking to [[Kroll]] about the infamous Kroll stickers)  "Now I know you're not stupid enough to put them up yourself"
+*''(After talking to [[Kroll]] about the infamous Kroll stickers)''  "Now I know you're not stupid enough to put them up yourself"
-*"Now, look! I shouldn't have to shout at Year 13's like this! You were all badly behaved in ''last'' week's assembly and I put that down to the fact that [[Mr Elkington]] wasn't here, ''and it was windy outside!!''" (In an attempt to restore order to the Year 13 Assembly; merely resulting in a chorus of laughter)
+*"Now, look! I shouldn't have to shout at Year 13's like this! You were all badly behaved in ''last'' week's assembly and I put that down to the fact that [[Mr Elkington]] wasn't here, and it was windy outside!!" ''(In an attempt to restore order to the Year 13 Assembly; merely resulting in a chorus of laughter)''
 *"why do mushrooms have lots of friends???..... because they're a fungi (fun guy)"

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 '''Mr Dave Morriss''' is a kick-ass Bassist and has been playing for many many years he own two basses, one of which he built himself (a fretless one). He is also well known to yr13 Biology students as making up the 'meiosis mamba;' a worthless but humorous and noble attempt to make lessons more interesting.
-He also bears an extraordinary resemblance to Mr Bean.
+His name is not actually pronounced ''"Morreeees"'', but ''"Morris"''. This pronunciation must have come about to avoid confusion with the Headmaster, so you can imagine the disappointment when the school nominated another Mr Morris to take over.
 ==Quotes==
-* "Sh Sh Sh Sh Shhhhhhhhh"
+*"Sh Sh Sh Sh Shhhhhhhhh"
-* "Is anyone here doing physicists?"
+*"Is anyone here doing physicists?"
-* "Call me Dr Morriss!"
+*"Call me Dr Morriss!"
-* "Lets bash on!"
+*"Lets bash on!"
-"JOKE!" (in relation to above quote to Sam McAuley)
-writes 'JOKE !' on a piece of paper to waft at Sam McAuley)
-(Sam looks puzzled)"Joice??"
-"No NO, it says joke....JOKE! Ok then JOICE !"
-(from then on he said 'JOICE' to Sam whenever he was joking)
-* "I don't like to rely on PowerPoints and Printed Handouts"
+*"I don't like to rely on PowerPoints and Printed Handouts"
-* "Are we all looking at the screen??"
+*"Are we all looking at the screen??"
-* "Do we all have one of these handouts?"
+*"Do we all have one of these handouts?"
-* "I'm not marking it until I get a full set"
+*"I'm not marking it until I get a full set"
-* "If I wanted to put something inside you, how would I do it?" (referring to medicines, apparently)
+*"If I wanted to put something inside you, how would I do it?" (referring to medicines, apparently)
-* "Now if you don't want to be on the video just ''wave''"
+*"Now if you don't want to be on the video just ''wave''"
-* "I'm going to have to ask for people to volunteer to ''talk'' on the video otherwise there are just going to be 3 minutes of people ''waving''"
+*"I'm going to have to ask for people to volunteer to ''talk'' on the video otherwise there are just going to be 3 minutes of people ''waving''"
-* (After talking to [[Kroll]] about the infamous Kroll stickers)  "Now I know you're not stupid enough to put them up yourself"
+*(After talking to [[Kroll]] about the infamous Kroll stickers)  "Now I know you're not stupid enough to put them up yourself"
-* "Now, look! I shouldn't have to shout at Year 13's like this! You were all badly behaved in ''last'' week's assembly and I put that down to the fact that [[Mr Elkington]] wasn't here, '''and it was windy outside!!'''" (In an attempt to restore order to the Year 13 Assembly; merely resulting in a chorus of laughter)
+*"Now, look! I shouldn't have to shout at Year 13's like this! You were all badly behaved in ''last'' week's assembly and I put that down to the fact that [[Mr Elkington]] wasn't here, ''and it was windy outside!!''" (In an attempt to restore order to the Year 13 Assembly; merely resulting in a chorus of laughter)
-* "why do mushrooms have lots of friends???..... because they're a fungi (fun guy)"
+*"why do mushrooms have lots of friends???..... because they're a fungi (fun guy)"
-==Also known as...==
+===Also known as...===
 * Slideshow Bob
 [[Category:teachers|Morriss, Mr]]