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← Older revision	Revision as of 16:56, 24 November 2010
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	+	{{Needs Work}}

	+	Mr Mercer replaced [[Miss Fraiser]] as Second in Command in the Music Department, and during [[Mrs Matthews]]' absence, he became the Acting Head of Music.
	+
	+	Mr Mercer is well known for having a sense of humour. He is a nice teacher and a very 'happy chappy', in his own words.
	+
	+	== Musical Capabilities ==
	+
	+	Mr Mercer plays the piano and clarinet as his primary instruments, however he has amazular-tastic skills on any keyboard-related instrument. Mr Mercer is much easier to weasel away from than most other music teachers on the subject of band/choir/woodwind group/jazz group/senior band attendance, and also can be known to do a rather nice dance.
	+
	+	==Embarrassing Moments==
	+
	+	* Mr Mercer showed his ability to caper during a school concert on various musical composers, and ended up doing a monkey impression for 'Gee Officer Krupkee'. If you didn't see it, you missed out...
	+
	+	==Quotes==
	+
	+	*"DONT STOP BELIVIN'! HOLD ONTO THAT FEEELLLINNGGG!!!"
	+
	+	*Mercer is well known for having coined the phrase "sexual terrorist"
	+
	+	*Mercer: "I am from Rochdale born and bred."
	+	:Student: "Erm, I think the term is inbred sir."
	+
	+	*"Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in [[General Studies]])
	+
	+	*"I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!"
	+
	+	*"At some point, we will have to have the awkward conversation about castration"
	+
	+	*Student: "Sir can you do a cart wheel?"
	+	:Mercer: "Why?"
	+	:Student: "Because real men can do cartwheels, prove that your a real man."
	+	:Mercer: "Ok" (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit)
	+
	+	*"No [[Thomas Greenhalgh\|Tom]], I would not like to see your weasel."
	+
	+	*''We get on like a... <br>
	+	:((class stay silent))<br>
	+	:"HOUSE ON FIRE!!"
	+
	+	*"I am not a piece of meat! I have rights!!" ''(a futile attempt to appeal to his [[:Category:Sixth Formers\|Lower VIth]] class.)''
	+
	+	*"I'm very dissapointed class!"....Then starts laughing with the rest of the class
	+
	+	*"You are ACE class!"
	+
	+	*"Its registration, girls.." Said to three [[7N]] girls whilst running form the music departmenet to [[7R]] to do their registration, but as their form tutor not a student
	+
	+	*''(Telling off his form (2006-07) during a music lesson)''
	+
	+	:Mr Mercer: "Do you know how much negativity is in this room right now?"
	+
	+	:(Class stay silent as a pupil puts his hand up.)
	+
	+	:Student: [Seriously]: "Lots"
	+
	+	:[Class laughs along with Mr Mercer]
	+
	+	''(Chaz and Nicola from [[8R]] go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:)''
	+
	+	*Chaz:Do The Music Teachers Play 7 Minutes In Heaven in the practise rooms?
	+
	+	:Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? Wait, it's you two, do I WANT to know?
	+
	+	''(Next day, in a Music Lesson)''
	+
	+	:Nicola: Sir, do you know what 7 minutes in heaven is yet?
	+
	+	::Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class?
	+
	+
	+	==Trivia==
	+	*Mr seems to only like his old form, [[09G]], who he just natters about on to Annie McCloskey and Bronagh Whytt-Thorban, since they show off about their music playing and writing.
	+
	+	*He is famous for having a folding forehead while talking.
	+
	+	*A few forms have been successful in persuading him to do a cartwheel during his lessons, he is never successful and the result is hilarious.
	+
	+	*Mr Mercer can snap his fingers insanely loud, bringing any of his classes to immediate attention.
	+
	+	[[Category:Teachers\|Mercer, Mr]]
	+	[[Category:Music Department]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:37, 24 November 2010
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−	~~{{Needs Work}}~~

−	~~Mr Mercer replaced [[Miss Fraiser]] as Second in Command in the Music Department, and during [[Mrs Matthews]]' absence, he became the Acting Head of Music.~~
−
−	~~Mr Mercer is well known for having a sense of humour. He is a nice teacher and a very 'happy chappy', in his own words.~~
−
−	~~== Musical Capabilities ==~~
−
−	Mr Mercer plays the piano and clarinet as his primary instruments, however he has amazular-tastic skills on any keyboard-related instrument. Mr Mercer is much easier to weasel away from than most other music teachers on the subject of band/choir/woodwind group/jazz group/senior band attendance, and also can be known to do a rather nice dance.
−
−	~~==Embarrassing Moments==~~
−
−	* Mr Mercer showed his ability to caper during a school concert on various musical composers, and ended up doing a monkey impression for 'Gee Officer Krupkee'. If you didn't see it, you missed out...
−
−	~~==Quotes==~~
−
−	*"DONT STOP BELIVIN'! HOLD ONTO THAT FEEELLLINNGGG!!!"
−
−	*Mercer is well known for having coined the phrase "sexual terrorist"
−
−	*Mercer: "I am from Rochdale born and bred."
−	~~:Student: "Erm, I think the term is inbred sir."~~
−
−	*"Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in [[General Studies]])
−
−	*"I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!"
−
−	*"At some point, we will have to have the awkward conversation about castration"
−
−	*Student: "Sir can you do a cart wheel?"
−	~~:Mercer: "Why?"~~
−	~~:Student: "Because real men can do cartwheels, prove that your a real man."~~
−	~~:Mercer: "Ok" (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit)~~
−
−	*"No [[Thomas Greenhalgh\|Tom]], I would not like to see your weasel."
−
−	*''We get on like a... <br>
−	~~:((class stay silent))<br>~~
−	~~:"HOUSE ON FIRE!!"~~
−
−	*"I am not a piece of meat! I have rights!!" ''(a futile attempt to appeal to his [[:Category:Sixth Formers\|Lower VIth]] class.)''
−
−	*"I'm very dissapointed class!"....Then starts laughing with the rest of the class
−
−	*"You are ACE class!"
−
−	*"Its registration, girls.." Said to three [[7N]] girls whilst running form the music departmenet to [[7R]] to do their registration, but as their form tutor not a student
−
−	*''(Telling off his form (2006-07) during a music lesson)''
−
−	~~:Mr Mercer: "Do you know how much negativity is in this room right now?"~~
−
−	~~:(Class stay silent as a pupil puts his hand up.)~~
−
−	~~:Student: [Seriously]: "Lots"~~
−
−	~~:[Class laughs along with Mr Mercer]~~
−
−	~~''(Chaz and Nicola from [[8R]] go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:)''~~
−
−	*Chaz:Do The Music Teachers Play 7 Minutes In Heaven in the practise rooms?
−
−	~~:Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? Wait, it's you two, do I WANT to know?~~
−
−	~~''(Next day, in a Music Lesson)''~~
−
−	~~:Nicola: Sir, do you know what 7 minutes in heaven is yet?~~
−
−	~~::Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class?~~
−
−
−	~~==Trivia==~~
−	*Mr seems to only like his old form, [[09G]], who he just natters about on to Annie McCloskey and Bronagh Whytt-Thorban, since they show off about their music playing and writing.
−
−	*He is famous for having a folding forehead while talking.
−
−	*A few forms have been successful in persuading him to do a cartwheel during his lessons, he is never successful and the result is hilarious.
−
−	*Mr Mercer can snap his fingers insanely loud, bringing any of his classes to immediate attention.
−
−	~~[[Category:Teachers\|Mercer, Mr]]~~
−	~~[[Category:Music Department]]~~

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	* Mr Mercer showed his ability to caper during a school concert on various musical composers, and ended up doing a monkey impression for 'Gee Officer Krupkee'. If you didn't see it, you missed out...		* Mr Mercer showed his ability to caper during a school concert on various musical composers, and ended up doing a monkey impression for 'Gee Officer Krupkee'. If you didn't see it, you missed out...
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	==Quotes==		==Quotes==

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 ==Trivia==
 *Mr seems to only like his old form, [[09G]], who he just natters about on to Annie McCloskey and Bronagh Whytt-Thorban, since they show off about their music playing and writing.
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 *Mr Mercer can snap his fingers insanely loud, bringing any of his classes to immediate attention.
-[[Category:teachers|Mercer, Mr]]
+[[Category:Teachers|Mercer, Mr]]

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 {{Needs Work}}
-Replaced [[Miss Fraiser]] as Second in Command in the Music Department.and is now the head of the department in Mrs Matthews absence. Has a sense of humour. He is a nice teacher and a very 'happy chappy'.
+Mr Mercer replaced [[Miss Fraiser]] as Second in Command in the Music Department, and during [[Mrs Matthews]]' absence, he became the Acting Head of Music.
 == Musical Capabilities ==
-Plays piano and clarinet.Is much easier to weasel away from than [[Miss Roberts]] on the subject of band/choir/woodwind group/jazz group/senior band attendance. Also does a rather nice dance.
+Mr Mercer plays the piano and clarinet as his primary instruments, however he has amazular-tastic skills on any keyboard-related instrument. Mr Mercer is much easier to weasel away from than most other music teachers on the subject of band/choir/woodwind group/jazz group/senior band attendance, and also can be known to do a rather nice dance.
-Has amazular-tastic skills on any keyboard-related instrument.
-=Quotes=
+==Quotes==
 *"DONT STOP BELIVIN'! HOLD ONTO THAT FEEELLLINNGGG!!!"
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 *"No [[Thomas Greenhalgh|Tom]], I would not like to see your weasel."
-*"Mercer:''We get on like a..." <br>
+*''We get on like a... <br>
 :((class stay silent))<br>
 :"HOUSE ON FIRE!!"
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 *"Its registration, girls.." Said to three [[7N]] girls whilst running form the music departmenet to [[7R]] to do their registration, but as their form tutor not a student
-*(Telling off his form (2006-07) during a music lesson)
+*''(Telling off his form (2006-07) during a music lesson)''
 :Mr Mercer: "Do you know how much negativity is in this room right now?"
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 :[Class laughs along with Mr Mercer]
+''(Chaz and Nicola from [[8R]] go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:)''
 (Chaz and Nicola from [[8R]] go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:)
 *Chaz:Do The Music Teachers Play 7 Minutes In Heaven in the practise rooms?
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 :Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? Wait, it's you two, do I WANT to know?
-:Next day, in a Music Lesson
+''(Next day, in a Music Lesson)''
 :Nicola: Sir, do you know what 7 minutes in heaven is yet?
-:Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class?
+::Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class?
 ==Trivia==
-*He seems to only like his old form, Now  8G, Who he just natters on to Annie McCloskey and Bronagh Whytt-Thorban, since they show off about their music playing and writing.
+*Mr seems to only like his old form, [[09G]], who he just natters about on to Annie McCloskey and Bronagh Whytt-Thorban, since they show off about their music playing and writing.
 *He is famous for having a folding forehead while talking.
 *A few forms have been successful in persuading him to do a cartwheel during his lessons, he is never successful and the result is hilarious.
 [[Category:teachers|Mercer, Mr]]

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 *"DONT STOP BELIVIN'! HOLD ONTO THAT FEEELLLINNGGG!!!"
 *Mercer is well known for having coined the phrase "sexual terrorist"
- Mercer: "I am from Rochdale born and bred."
+*Mercer: "I am from Rochdale born and bred."
- Student: "Erm, I think the term is inbred sir."
+:Student: "Erm, I think the term is inbred sir."
 *"Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in [[General Studies]])
 *"I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!"
 *"At some point, we will have to have the awkward conversation about castration"
- Student: "Sir can you do a cart wheel?"
+*Student: "Sir can you do a cart wheel?"
- Mercer: "Why?"
+:Mercer: "Why?"
- Student: "Because real men can do cartwheels, prove that your a real man."
+:Student: "Because real men can do cartwheels, prove that your a real man."
- Mercer: "Ok" (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit)
+:Mercer: "Ok" (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit)
 *"No [[Thomas Greenhalgh|Tom]], I would not like to see your weasel."
- "Mercer:''We get on like a..." <br>
+*"Mercer:''We get on like a..." <br>
-  ((class stay silent))<br>
+:((class stay silent))<br>
- "HOUSE ON FIRE!!"
+:"HOUSE ON FIRE!!"
 *"I am not a piece of meat! I have rights!!" ''(a futile attempt to appeal to his [[:Category:Sixth Formers|Lower VIth]] class.)''
 *"I'm very dissapointed class!"....Then starts laughing with the rest of the class
 *"You are ACE class!"
 *"Its registration, girls.." Said to three [[7N]] girls whilst running form the music departmenet to [[7R]] to do their registration, but as their form tutor not a student
 *(Telling off his form (2006-07) during a music lesson)
 Mr Mercer: "Do you know how much negativity is in this room right now?"
-(Class stay silent as a pupil puts his hand up.)
+:Mr Mercer: "Do you know how much negativity is in this room right now?"
 Student: [Seriously]: "Lots"
-[Class laughs along with Mr Mercer]
+:(Class stay silent as a pupil puts his hand up.)
 (Chaz and Nicola from [[8R]] go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:)
 *Chaz:Do The Music Teachers Play 7 Minutes In Heaven in the practise rooms?
-Next day, in a Music Lesson
+:Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? Wait, it's you two, do I WANT to know?
-Nicola:Sir, do you know what 7 minutes in heaven is yet?
+:Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class?
 Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class?
 ==Embarrassing Moments==