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← Older revision	Revision as of 16:56, 24 November 2010
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	+	__TOC__
	+	==Head of Science==
	+	[[Image:Mrjackson physics.jpg\|thumb]]
	+	Hmm...not much is yet known of the mysterious being that is '''Mr Jackson'''.

	+	He is not often seen outside of his office where he derives great pleasure from having brews. This is one of the only known things about him, and explains why he is seldom in his [[Physics]] lessons. He was the rather stressed out form tutor of [[8B]] and appears to enjoy shouting so loud you can't understand what he says and then immediately talking in a stupidly quiet voice of which no one can understand! He sometimes does the register but usually just marks everyone down as being present. Mr Jackson is physicly unable to make a regognizeable difference in his voice between the two names Allan and Ellen.
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	+	He delivers his lessons and at such a fast pace that sometimes even he does not follow what he is talking about. He pauses only to say "okay" and "you got that?", when it's blatantly clear nobody has a clue. He often veers off at tangents, but people tend not to notice as the tone of voice and the pace of his speech do not alter.
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	+	Has been known to hit a student with a pair of goggles round the head apparently accidentally.
	+
	+	He no longer attends the school.
	+
	+	==Quotes==
	+	* This happened a lot in [[Year 11]] and also [[Year 10\|10]]: after reeling off a very long explanation to something we quite clearly didn't understand at the time, he would say - "but anyway, you don't need to know that, that's [[A-Level]] stuff."
	+	* "Anybody go ski-ing during the holidays?" (at random point in a lesson, bemused class look on silently) "No, neither did I."
	+	*"hmm, yes, ok, right, hmm yes, what was I talking about?"
	+	*"What's the drug scene like in Helmshore? Can you get heroin easily?"
	+	*"I swear they have green sheep at Sellafield."
	+	*"Yeah?"
	+	*"Okay folks - be quiet."
	+	*"So, if you just look at this diagram showing heat convection then did anyone watch Big Brother by the way?" ''(Said as a single stream of speech with no pause)''
	+	*"Okay." (57 times in thirty minutes)
	+	*Rachel: "Ha Ha as if you're naturally ginger..."
	+	**Mr. Jackson: "Hey! What's wrong with gingers? My daughter's ginger.... I'm ginger..."
	+	***Rachel: "Are you really?!!"
	+	****Mr. Jackson: "Errr no, I have no hair...."
	+	*"Let's imagine for a minute that Wales gets entirely flooded...no one will miss it..."
	+	*''(To Adam Jackson, in reference to possible relation:)'' "We could be related because my daughter is ginger."
	+	**Adam Jackson: "Ye, but my dad ain't bald!"
	+	*Student: "You know there are some people that hide behind speed cameras with a flash camera and take photos when cars pass so they think they've been flashed."
	+	*Mr Jackson: "Oh really?" Mischievous grin*
	+	*"If there was a mouse there, and I had a radioactive gun, I could kill it."
	+	* Student: "Is it possible to be hit by a satellite?"
	+	Mr Jackson: "Yeah, that was in the news recently. A guy was trampolining and he went so high that he got killed by a passing satellite."
	+	*"GRRRR! Your the worst form I've had in 12 years!!!"
	+	*"Siddown!"
	+	{{Jackson}}
	+	[[Category:Past Teachers\|Jackson, Mr]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:37, 24 November 2010
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−	~~__TOC__~~
−	~~==Head of Science==~~
−	~~[[Image:Mrjackson physics.jpg\|thumb]]~~
−	~~Hmm...not much is yet known of the mysterious being that is '''Mr Jackson'''.~~

−	He is not often seen outside of his office where he derives great pleasure from having brews. This is one of the only known things about him, and explains why he is seldom in his [[Physics]] lessons. He was the rather stressed out form tutor of [[8B]] and appears to enjoy shouting so loud you can't understand what he says and then immediately talking in a stupidly quiet voice of which no one can understand! He sometimes does the register but usually just marks everyone down as being present. Mr Jackson is physicly unable to make a regognizeable difference in his voice between the two names Allan and Ellen.
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−	He delivers his lessons and at such a fast pace that sometimes even he does not follow what he is talking about. He pauses only to say "okay" and "you got that?", when it's blatantly clear nobody has a clue. He often veers off at tangents, but people tend not to notice as the tone of voice and the pace of his speech do not alter.
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−	~~Has been known to hit a student with a pair of goggles round the head apparently accidentally.~~
−
−	~~He no longer attends the school.~~
−
−	~~==Quotes==~~
−	* This happened a lot in [[Year 11]] and also [[Year 10\|10]]: after reeling off a very long explanation to something we quite clearly didn't understand at the time, he would say - "but anyway, you don't need to know that, that's [[A-Level]] stuff."
−	* "Anybody go ski-ing during the holidays?" (at random point in a lesson, bemused class look on silently) "No, neither did I."
−	*"hmm, yes, ok, right, hmm yes, what was I talking about?"
−	*"What's the drug scene like in Helmshore? Can you get heroin easily?"
−	*"I swear they have green sheep at Sellafield."
−	*"Yeah?"
−	*"Okay folks - be quiet."
−	*"So, if you just look at this diagram showing heat convection then did anyone watch Big Brother by the way?" ''(Said as a single stream of speech with no pause)''
−	*"Okay." (57 times in thirty minutes)
−	*Rachel: "Ha Ha as if you're naturally ginger..."
−	**Mr. Jackson: "Hey! What's wrong with gingers? My daughter's ginger.... I'm ginger..."
−	***Rachel: "Are you really?!!"
−	****Mr. Jackson: "Errr no, I have no hair...."
−	*"Let's imagine for a minute that Wales gets entirely flooded...no one will miss it..."
−	*''(To Adam Jackson, in reference to possible relation:)'' "We could be related because my daughter is ginger."
−	**Adam Jackson: "Ye, but my dad ain't bald!"
−	*Student: "You know there are some people that hide behind speed cameras with a flash camera and take photos when cars pass so they think they've been flashed."
−	~~*Mr Jackson: "Oh really?" Mischievous grin*~~
−	*"If there was a mouse there, and I had a radioactive gun, I could kill it."
−	* Student: "Is it possible to be hit by a satellite?"
−	~~Mr Jackson: "Yeah, that was in the news recently. A guy was trampolining and he went so high that he got killed by a passing satellite."~~
−	*"GRRRR! Your the worst form I've had in 12 years!!!"
−	*"Siddown!"
−	~~{{Jackson}}~~
−	~~[[Category:Past Teachers\|Jackson, Mr]]~~

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	==Quotes==		==Quotes==

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 Hmm...not much is yet known of the mysterious being that is '''Mr Jackson'''.
-He is not often seen outside of his office where he derives great pleasure from having brews. This is one of the only known things about him, and explains why he is seldom in his [[physics]] lessons. He is the rather stressed out form tutor of 8B and appears to enjoy shouting so loud you cant understand what he says and then immediatly talking in a stupidly quiet voice of which no one can understand! He sometimes does the register but usually just marks everyone down as being present. Mr Jackson is physicly unable to make a regognizeable difference in his voice between the two names Allan and Ellen.
+He is not often seen outside of his office where he derives great pleasure from having brews. This is one of the only known things about him, and explains why he is seldom in his [[Physics]] lessons. He was the rather stressed out form tutor of [[8B]] and appears to enjoy shouting so loud you can't understand what he says and then immediately talking in a stupidly quiet voice of which no one can understand! He sometimes does the register but usually just marks everyone down as being present. Mr Jackson is physicly unable to make a regognizeable difference in his voice between the two names Allan and Ellen.
-He delivers his lessons and at such a fast pace that sometimes even he does not follow what he is talking about.  He pauses only to say "okay" and "you got that?", when it's blatantly clear nobody has a clue. He often veers off at tangents, but people tend not to notice as the tone of voice and the pace of his speech do not alter.
+He delivers his lessons and at such a fast pace that sometimes even he does not follow what he is talking about. He pauses only to say "okay" and "you got that?", when it's blatantly clear nobody has a clue. He often veers off at tangents, but people tend not to notice as the tone of voice and the pace of his speech do not alter.
 Has been known to hit a student with a pair of goggles round the head apparently accidentally.
 ==Quotes==
-* This happened a lot in year 11 and also 10: after reeling off a very long explanation to something we quite clearly didn't understand at the time, he would say - "but anyway, you don't need to know that, that's [[A-Level]] stuff."
+* This happened a lot in [[Year 11]] and also [[Year 10|10]]: after reeling off a very long explanation to something we quite clearly didn't understand at the time, he would say - "but anyway, you don't need to know that, that's [[A-Level]] stuff."
+* "Anybody go ski-ing during the holidays?" (at random point in a lesson, bemused class look on silently) "No, neither did I."
-* "Anybody go ski-ing during the holidays?" (at random point in a lesson, bemused class look on silently) " no neither did I"
+*"hmm, yes, ok, right, hmm yes, what was I talking about?"
 *"What's the drug scene like in Helmshore? Can you get heroin easily?"
-* "hmm, yes, ok, right, hmm yes, what was I talking about?"
+*"I swear they have green sheep at Sellafield."
 *"Yeah?"
-* "What's the drug scene like in Helmshore?, Can you get heroin easily?"
+*"Okay folks - be quiet."
 *"So, if you just look at this diagram showing heat convection then did anyone watch Big Brother by the way?" ''(Said as a single stream of speech with no pause)''
-* "I swear they have green sheep at Sellafield"
+*"Okay." (57 times in thirty minutes)
 *Rachel: "Ha Ha as if you're naturally ginger..."
-* "Yeah?"
+**Mr. Jackson: "Hey! What's wrong with gingers? My daughter's ginger.... I'm ginger..."
 ***Rachel: "Are you really?!!"
-* "Okay folks - be quiet"
+****Mr. Jackson: "Errr no, I have no hair...."
+*"Let's imagine for a minute that Wales gets entirely flooded...no one will miss it..."
-* "So, if you just look at this diagram showing heat convection then did anyone watch Big Brother by the way?" ''(Said as a single stream of speech with no pause)''
+*''(To Adam Jackson, in reference to possible relation:)'' "We could be related because my daughter is ginger."
 **Adam Jackson: "Ye, but my dad ain't bald!"
-* "Okay" (57 times in thirty minutes)
+*Student: "You know there are some people that hide behind speed cameras with a flash camera and take photos when cars pass so they think they've been flashed."
+**Mr Jackson: "Oh really?" *Mischievous grin*
-* Rachel: "Ha Ha as if you're naturally ginger..."
+*"If there was a mouse there, and I had a radioactive gun, I could kill it."
-** Mr. Jackson: "Hey! What's wrong with gingers? My daughter's ginger.... I'm ginger..."
+* Student: "Is it possible to be hit by a satellite?"
-*** Rachel: "Are you really?!!"
+Mr Jackson: "Yeah, that was in the news recently. A guy was trampolining and he went so high that he got killed by a passing satellite."
-**** Mr. Jackson: "Errr no I have no hair...."
+*"GRRRR! Your the worst form I've had in 12 years!!!"
+*"Siddown!"
 *"Let's imagine for a minute that Wales gets entirely flooded...no one will miss it.."
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 *''(To Adam Jackson, in reference to possible relation:)'' "We could be related because my daughter is ginger"
 ** Adam Jackson: "Ye, but my dad ain't bald!"
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 * Student: You know there are some people that hide behind speed cameras with a flash camera and take photos when cars pass so they think they've been flashed.
 ** Mr Jackson: Oh really? *Mischievous grin*
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 * "If there was a mouse there, and I had a radioactive gun, I could kill it."
-−
 * Student: Is it possible to be hit by a satellite?
 Mr Jackson: Yeah, that was in the news recently. A guy was trampolining and he went so high that he got killed by a passing satellite.
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-GRRRR! Your the worst form ive had in 12 years!!!
-−
 Siddown!
-−
 {{Jackson}}
 [[Category:Past Teachers|Jackson, Mr]]

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		+	He no longer attends the school.

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==

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	[[Category:Past Teachers\|Jackson, Mr]]		[[Category:Past Teachers\|Jackson, Mr]]
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		+	Ban dangerousx and get rid of him as an admin! He is going to unprotect the main page and take over the wiki! Wozzle 14:54, 28 October 2010 (BST)

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−	[[Category:~~teachers~~\|Jackson, Mr]]	+	[[Category:Past Teachers\|Jackson, Mr]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 19:32, 29 September 2010
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	==Head of Science==		==Head of Science==
	[[Image:Mrjackson physics.jpg\|thumb]]		[[Image:Mrjackson physics.jpg\|thumb]]