Mr Haycocks - Revision history

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BRGSMan at 20:55, 12 September 2010

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BRGSMan at 20:08, 9 June 2010

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Dave3 at 22:54, 3 July 2007

2007-07-03T22:54:51Z

81.77.128.1: /* Quotes */

2007-03-29T23:51:46Z

‎Quotes

Chris at 20:51, 19 March 2007

2007-03-19T20:51:53Z

Heskey: Added quote

2006-11-20T18:33:01Z

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Clizard: 20 revision(s)

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← Older revision	Revision as of 16:58, 24 November 2010
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	+	[[Image:Haycocks.jpg\|thumb]]
	+	Mr Haycocks had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from [[English]] teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he has filled [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retired at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again. He left at the end of the 2009 - 2010 term.

	+	==Secret Lemonade Ginger==
	+
	+	Despite many years of cultivating a darkened 'do, it is known to some of the more wily BRGS students that Don Haycogrio has a not-so-dark secret: he's ever so slightly redheaded. This is only slightly obvious by his dyed, jet black hair and outrageously ginger sideburns.
	+
	+	==Quotes==
	+
	+	*"Adam where is your brain? Still in Robert's crotch?"
	+
	+	*To woman in [[The Jolly Sailor]]: ''Don't be a stranger.''
	+
	+	*To [[Heskey]] in [[English Language]] lesson: ''James, may I just say that you are looking '''sexual''' today.''
	+
	+	*While handing a student a funsize Cadbury Fudge: ''Here you go Lewis, go and pack yourself full of fudge''
	+
	+	*''Maybe Romeo was thinking with his little head rather than his big head, but don't put that in your coursework''
	+
	+	*Said with ruler down his pants to illustrate opening scene of Romeo and Juliet, ''Me they shall feel while I am able to stand'', flipping the bendy ruler which was down his pants open... He then spotted a flexi-ruler and exclaimed, ''This would have been better!''.
	+
	+	*Appearing behind [[James Hesketh\|Heskey]] & [[Wesley Pauline\|Wez]]: ''Ah my two favourite students, it's like sex on four legs!''
	+
	+	*''There are lots of ways to seriously disturb a child'' (Talking about playing peek-a-boo)
	+
	+	*''For the last five minutes we'll do solvent sniffing''
	+
	+	*''Friday night I dress up in a nappy and a dummy and go down to a fetish club and have a whale of a time''(When someone commented on how much he seemed to enjoy making the baby noises)
	+
	+	*''Would you go and rub off the penis please [[Heskey]]?'' (Referring to a penis drawn on the door-window between Room 74 and 83.)
	+
	+	Mr Haycocks: "I have 34 frogs in my pond"
	+	[[Alex Hargreaves\|Al]]: "You sat and counted them?"
	+	Mr Haycocks: "Yeah!"
	+
	+	*''My favourite musical as a child was The Sound of Music... I really should have been gay.''
	+
	+	*''Did you know that a certain scientist believed all adopted males would find it kinky to get it on with their biological mothers? ...I'm adopted.''
	+
	+	*In an American accent: ''Afta: I've 'ad ma brother, Ah'll 'av sex wi' the chickens!''
	+
	+	*''Oh Jade, I could just thrust my tongue down your throat - but that'd be very inappropriate!''
	+
	+	*''[[Gareth_Ashworth\|Gazza]] - Tell us about your kok!'' (Discussing the phonology of children's words. ''kok'' being the phonological spelling of the word the child was attempting to say)]]
	+
	+	*''Up against the wall please [[Heskey]].'' (Taking pictures for the 'Little Shop of Horrors' programme)
	+
	+	*[computer in classroom isn't working]
	+	Al: Treat it like a lady sir!
	+	Mr Haycocks in odd purring voice: Oooooo, come on (stroking the monitor lovingly)
	+
	+	*Student: All this talk of cream is making me feel hot.
	+	Mr Haycocks: Save it for later
	+	Student: You mean for you, don't you sir?
	+	Mr Haycocks smiles and nods enthusiastically.
	+
	+	[[Category:Past Teachers\|Haycocks, Mr]]

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−	~~[[Image:Haycocks.jpg\|thumb]]~~
−	Mr Haycocks had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from [[English]] teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he has filled [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retired at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again. He left at the end of the 2009 - 2010 term.

−	~~==Secret Lemonade Ginger==~~
−
−	Despite many years of cultivating a darkened 'do, it is known to some of the more wily BRGS students that Don Haycogrio has a not-so-dark secret: he's ever so slightly redheaded. This is only slightly obvious by his dyed, jet black hair and outrageously ginger sideburns.
−
−	~~==Quotes==~~
−
−	*"Adam where is your brain? Still in Robert's crotch?"
−
−	*To woman in [[The Jolly Sailor]]: ''Don't be a stranger.''
−
−	*To [[Heskey]] in [[English Language]] lesson: ''James, may I just say that you are looking '''sexual''' today.''
−
−	*While handing a student a funsize Cadbury Fudge: ''Here you go Lewis, go and pack yourself full of fudge''
−
−	*''Maybe Romeo was thinking with his little head rather than his big head, but don't put that in your coursework''
−
−	*Said with ruler down his pants to illustrate opening scene of Romeo and Juliet, ''Me they shall feel while I am able to stand'', flipping the bendy ruler which was down his pants open... He then spotted a flexi-ruler and exclaimed, ''This would have been better!''.
−
−	*Appearing behind [[James Hesketh\|Heskey]] & [[Wesley Pauline\|Wez]]: ''Ah my two favourite students, it's like sex on four legs!''
−
−	*''There are lots of ways to seriously disturb a child'' (Talking about playing peek-a-boo)
−
−	*''For the last five minutes we'll do solvent sniffing''
−
−	*''Friday night I dress up in a nappy and a dummy and go down to a fetish club and have a whale of a time''(When someone commented on how much he seemed to enjoy making the baby noises)
−
−	*''Would you go and rub off the penis please [[Heskey]]?'' (Referring to a penis drawn on the door-window between Room 74 and 83.)
−
−	~~Mr Haycocks: "I have 34 frogs in my pond"~~
−	~~[[Alex Hargreaves\|Al]]: "You sat and counted them?"~~
−	~~Mr Haycocks: "Yeah!"~~
−
−	*''My favourite musical as a child was The Sound of Music... I really should have been gay.''
−
−	*''Did you know that a certain scientist believed all adopted males would find it kinky to get it on with their biological mothers? ...I'm adopted.''
−
−	*In an American accent: ''Afta: I've 'ad ma brother, Ah'll 'av sex wi' the chickens!''
−
−	*''Oh Jade, I could just thrust my tongue down your throat - but that'd be very inappropriate!''
−
−	*''[[Gareth_Ashworth\|Gazza]] - Tell us about your kok!'' (Discussing the phonology of children's words. ''kok'' being the phonological spelling of the word the child was attempting to say)]]
−
−	*''Up against the wall please [[Heskey]].'' (Taking pictures for the 'Little Shop of Horrors' programme)
−
−	*[computer in classroom isn't working]
−	~~Al: Treat it like a lady sir!~~
−	~~Mr Haycocks in odd purring voice: Oooooo, come on (stroking the monitor lovingly)~~
−
−	*Student: All this talk of cream is making me feel hot.
−	~~Mr Haycocks: Save it for later~~
−	~~Student: You mean for you, don't you sir?~~
−	~~Mr Haycocks smiles and nods enthusiastically.~~
−
−	~~[[Category:Past Teachers\|Haycocks, Mr]]~~

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 [[Image:Haycocks.jpg|thumb]]
-Mr Haycocks had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from [[English]] teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he has filled [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retired at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again.
+Mr Haycocks had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from [[English]] teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he has filled [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retired at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again. He left at the end of the 2009 - 2010 term.
 ==Secret Lemonade Ginger==

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 [[Image:Haycocks.jpg|thumb]]
-Mr Haycocks has had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from [[English]] teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he has filled [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retired at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again.
+Mr Haycocks had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from [[English]] teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he has filled [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retired at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again.
 ==Secret Lemonade Ginger==
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 Mr Haycocks smiles and nods enthusiastically.
-[[Category:Teachers|Haycocks, Mr]]
+[[Category:Past Teachers|Haycocks, Mr]]

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 [[Image:Haycocks.jpg|thumb]]
-Mr Haycocks has had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from English teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he is warming up to fill [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retires at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again.
+Mr Haycocks has had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from [[English]] teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he has filled [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retired at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again.
 ==Secret Lemonade Ginger==

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:54, 3 July 2007
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		+	[[Image:Haycocks.jpg\|thumb]]
	Mr Haycocks has had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from English teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he is warming up to fill [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retires at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again.		Mr Haycocks has had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from English teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he is warming up to fill [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retires at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again.

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	*''Up against the wall please [[Heskey]].'' (Taking pictures for the 'Little Shop of Horrors' programme)		*''Up against the wall please [[Heskey]].'' (Taking pictures for the 'Little Shop of Horrors' programme)
		+
		+	*[computer in classroom isn't working]
		+	Al: Treat it like a lady sir!
		+	Mr Haycocks in odd purring voice: Oooooo, come on (stroking the monitor lovingly)
		+
		+	*Student: All this talk of cream is making me feel hot.
		+	Mr Haycocks: Save it for later
		+	Student: You mean for you, don't you sir?
		+	Mr Haycocks smiles and nods enthusiastically.

	[[Category:Teachers\|Haycocks, Mr]]		[[Category:Teachers\|Haycocks, Mr]]

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-Mr Haycocks has had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from English teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he is warming up to fill [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retires at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tollerable again.
+Mr Haycocks has had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from English teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he is warming up to fill [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retires at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again.
 ==Secret Lemonade Ginger==
 Despite many years of cultivating a darkened 'do, it is known to some of the more wily BRGS students that Don Haycogrio has a not-so-dark secret: he's ever so slightly redheaded. This is only slightly obvious by his dyed, jet black hair and outrageously ginger sideburns.
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 *''Friday night I dress up in a nappy and a dummy and go down to a fetish club and have a whale of a time''(When someone commented on how much he seemed to enjoy making the baby noises)
-*''Would you go and rub off the penis please [[Heskey]]?'' (Refering to a penis drawn on the door-window between Room 74 and 83.)
+*''Would you go and rub off the penis please [[Heskey]]?'' (Referring to a penis drawn on the door-window between Room 74 and 83.)
   Mr Haycocks: "I have 34 frogs in my pond"

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 *''Oh Jade, I could just thrust my tongue down your throat - but that'd be very inappropriate!''
-*''[[Gareth_Ashworth|Gazza]] - Tell us about your kok!'' (Discussing the phonology of children's words. ''kok'' being the phonological spelling of the word the child was attempting to say)
+*''[[Gareth_Ashworth|Gazza]] - Tell us about your kok!'' (Discussing the phonology of children's words. ''kok'' being the phonological spelling of the word the child was attempting to say)]]
 [[Category:Teachers|Haycocks, Mr]]

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