Mr Grant - Revision history

Billybob at 18:14, 23 March 2007

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 =Supply teacher extraordinaire=
-Mr Grant is known to turn up as a supply teacher in almost any subject, since he is equally enthusiastic about every one. In a similar fashion to [[Doc Rob]], Mr Grant appears to have a basic grounding in every discipline. Always pleasant and friendly, a lesson with him raises the spirits, just as his pulse rate rises thinking about... well, almost anything.
+Mr Grant is known to turn up as a supply teacher in almost any subject, since he is equally enthusiastic about every one. In a similar fashion to [[Doc Rob]], Mr Grant appears to have a basic grounding in every discipline. Always pleasant and friendly, a lesson with him raises the spirits, just as his pulse rate rises thinking about... well, almost anything. He is well loved by all, and has been known to have a discussion about nuclear weapons for half a science lesson, and then describing how deadly the chemical/nuclear force in an apple could be if harnessed properly.
 =Subject specialism=

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 *"You have my personal guarantee that you're just the kind of person Oxford want."
 *(possible crush on [[Miss Strickland]]): "You can just see it. Bang! She's got star quality."
-*"Haydn my eyes tell me - and therefore I deduce - that you must be the BIGGEST and the STRONGEST!" Said to Haydn Brown in 8G, to stunned silence from remainder of class.
+*"Haydn my eyes tell me - and therefore I deduce - that you must be the BIGGEST and the STRONGEST!" Said to Haydn in 8G, to stunned silence from remainder of class.
 ==On Cat on a Hot Tin Roof==
 *"So what exactly is that, boom-tang, then?"

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 *"You have my personal guarantee that you're just the kind of person Oxford want."
 *(possible crush on [[Miss Strickland]]): "You can just see it. Bang! She's got star quality."
-*"Haydn, you must be the BIGGEST and the STRONGEST!" Said to Haydn Brown in 8G.
+*"Haydn my eyes tell me - and therefore I deduce - that you must be the BIGGEST and the STRONGEST!" Said to Haydn Brown in 8G, to stunned silence from remainder of class.
 ==On Cat on a Hot Tin Roof==
 *"So what exactly is that, boom-tang, then?"

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 *"You have my personal guarantee that you're just the kind of person Oxford want."
 *(possible crush on [[Miss Strickland]]): "You can just see it. Bang! She's got star quality."
-*"Haydn, you ''Italic text''must''Italic text'' be the BIGGEST and the STRONGEST!" Said to Haydn Brown in 8G.
+*"Haydn, you must be the BIGGEST and the STRONGEST!" Said to Haydn Brown in 8G.
 ==On Cat on a Hot Tin Roof==
 *"So what exactly is that, boom-tang, then?"

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 *"You have my personal guarantee that you're just the kind of person Oxford want."
 *(possible crush on [[Miss Strickland]]): "You can just see it. Bang! She's got star quality."
 ==On Cat on a Hot Tin Roof==
 *"So what exactly is that, boom-tang, then?"

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 ==On Nothing In Particular One Fine Science Lesson Two Years Ago When Discussing Friction, When We Were Doing Plants==
 *"You need two boys together. Really rub them. *Class laughter* What's funny about two boys rubbing each other?"
-== During Biology cover period whilst Miss Lees (Mrs Spencer) was on preggers leave==
+==On long term cover for [[Mrs Spencer]], [[Biology]] teacher==
-*When doing an experiment, messing about with pipettes, and Mr. Grant accidently got soaked:
+*(Mr Grant is accidently soaked by students messing about with pipettes during a practical):
 "Who just squirted me? The SLIMEBALL!"
 *Mr Grant: "Next door's cat keeps coming into my garden and weeing on the plants, do you know how I can stop it?"
 Student: "Well, if you peel an orange and put the rind round the plants, the cat will never go near it..."
-Mr Grant: "Really? That's fascinating! I shall try that as soon as I get home.."
+Mr Grant: "Really? That's fascinating! I shall try that as soon as I get home..."
 [[Category:Supply Teachers|Grant, Mr]]

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 =Subject specialism=
 Mr Grant's actual teaching speciality is unknown. He is rumoured to be a [[Chemistry]] teacher, but some consider this a subject that might contain too many interesting things, which could pose a health risk to Mr Grant if he were to accidentally enthuse about them all at once.
 =Quotes=