Mr Fitton - Revision history

Scotty167 at 08:11, 27 October 2010

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Dangerousx at 21:39, 26 October 2010

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Dangerousx at 20:12, 6 October 2010

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Rastaman503 at 19:29, 6 October 2010

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Dangerousx at 18:47, 30 September 2010

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Dangerousx at 18:20, 30 September 2010

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Taylornator at 21:03, 28 September 2010

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Dangerousx at 18:10, 28 September 2010

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BRGSHelper at 15:28, 24 February 2010

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SK00T3R at 20:07, 8 February 2010

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 ''(pointing at the small pile)'' "This is the mediocre pile."
-''(pointing at the large pile)'' "This is the crap pile. As you can see the crap pile is much larger."
+''(pointing at the large pile)'' "This is the cr*p pile. As you can see the cr*p pile is much larger."
 *"Paramount"
 *"I am livid"
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 "Well, uh, that is a measurement of my infuriation"
-''(To a class of year 8 who have produced crap homework)''
+''(To a class of year 8 who have produced cr*p homework)''
 *"ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED YOUR GCSE!"
 *"David, have you done this bit yet? Can you tell us all how to do it?" (In IT, to -attempt-, badly, to cover up the fact he had no idea what he was doing)
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 *(Concerning an incident where Tim couldn't find his wooden spheres)
 "I have his balls! I have Tim's balls in my hand! Nice handiwork, Tim. They're quite big, neat and precise!"
-*"Tom's coursework is the best because he is crap at sketching" From now on I want you all to rush your sketches.
+*"Tom's coursework is the best because he is cr*p at sketching" From now on I want you all to rush your sketches.
 ==And who could forget?==
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 ==The Sawdust mystery==
-Once upon a time in a certain 9R/N 2007 tech lesson, Mr Fitton was wondering round the room, as usual trying to make it look like he was actually doing something. Then a certain pupil, noticed a handprint of sawdust on his arse! Who could have done this? We shall never know...
+Once upon a time in a certain 9R/N 2007 tech lesson, Mr Fitton was wondering round the room, as usual trying to make it look like he was actually doing something. Then a certain pupil, noticed a handprint of sawdust on his bottom! Who could have done this? We shall never know...
 ==Plastic cups and pupils in cupboards==

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-'''Mr Fitton''' teaches [[Technology]], more specifically [[Resistant Materials]], [[Graphics]] and [[Electronics]].
+'''Mr Fitton''' teaches [[Technology]], all four parts;[[Resistant Materials]], [[Graphics]], [[Food Technology]] and [[Electronics]].
-Tells you everything he told in the last 10 lessons before you can start the work. Every lesson he tells you the 5 GAs incase we forgot, he always forgets he's told you. He used to teach [[IT]] at BRGS, in which he kept telling the class what RAVEN stood for. Just like with the 5 GAs, he forgets he's told you and repeats this process (this wasn't labelled 'process' when he taught 'inputs, outputs and processes'). He gave up [[IT]] because he has even less knowledge of it than [[Technology]] and he said he wasn't to focus more attention on [[Technology]].
 ==Getting To School==

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 ==Beautiful Memories==
-"when the glue gun is turned on it will dribble on the table"
+*"Thank you. Thank you! THANK YOU. That means stop talking. That is a signal for you to shut, up!
 *"I am touching into obesity."
 *"Please can I have my nut back otherwise it will be useless" (After a nut went missing, the useless object being a bolt.)

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 ==Beautiful Memories==
 *"I am touching into obesity."
 *"Please can I have my nut back otherwise it will be useless" (After a nut went missing, the useless object being a bolt.)

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 '''Mr Fitton''' teaches [[Technology]], more specifically [[Resistant Materials]], [[Graphics]] and [[Electronics]].
-Tells you everything he told in the last 10 lessons before you can start the work. Every lesson he tells you the 5 GAs incase we forgot, he always forgets he's told you.
+Tells you everything he told in the last 10 lessons before you can start the work. Every lesson he tells you the 5 GAs incase we forgot, he always forgets he's told you. He used to teach [[IT]] at BRGS, in which he kept telling the class what RAVEN stood for. Just like with the 5 GAs, he forgets he's told you and repeats this process (this wasn't labelled 'process' when he taught 'inputs, outputs and processes'). He gave up [[IT]] because he has even less knowledge of it than [[Technology]] and he said he wasn't to focus more attention on [[Technology]].
 ==Getting To School==

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 His favourite products include
 *Cups
 *Biros
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 ==Beautiful Memories==
+*"I am touching into obesity."
-"Please can I have my nut back otherwise it will be useless" (After a nut went missing, the useless object being a bolt.)
+*"Please can I have my nut back otherwise it will be useless" (After a nut went missing, the useless object being a bolt.)
+*"Now you need to use the jig on this machine because it is far more acurate than doing a handjob"  (class laughs for 10 mins)
-"Now you need to use the jig on this machine because it is far more acurate than doing a handjob"  (class laughs for 10 mins)
+*"I marked the homework and have separated it in into two piles:"
-−
 "I marked the homework and have separated it in into two piles:"
 ''(pointing at the small pile)'' "This is the mediocre pile."
 ''(pointing at the large pile)'' "This is the crap pile. As you can see the crap pile is much larger."
 *"Paramount"
 *"I am livid"
 *"The WOW factor"
+*Student:" Sir nobody does that anymore."
 Student:" Sir nobody does that anymore."
 Fitton: "I do, and I'm part of ''Everybody''"
 *''(Said whenever someone is talking while he is talking)'' "Stop giving me the proverbial 2 fingers!"
 *"This is a Squircle!"
 *"Its got a nipple"
 *"BLACK BIRO!!!"
-*"This product (a whiteboard pen) is ergonomically designed to fit into your hand, and not into other places"
+''(He then proceeds to pretend to push the pen up his bottom and write on the board with it)''
-''(He then proceeds to pretend to push the pen up his ass and write on the board with it)''
 ''(While he was having a stress at 10B)''
+*"Camilla, why are you sitting there with a smirk on your face!!?"
 "Camilla, why are you sitting there with a smirk on your face!!?"
 "Because you just dribbled on the table,sir, it was funny"
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 ''(To a class of year 8 who have produced crap homework)''
+*"ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED YOUR GCSE!"
 "ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED YOUR GCSE!"
-−
 *"David, have you done this bit yet? Can you tell us all how to do it?" (In IT, to -attempt-, badly, to cover up the fact he had no idea what he was doing)
 *"STOP RE-INVENTING THE WHEEL!"
 *(Concerning an incident where Tim couldn't find his wooden spheres)
 "I have his balls! I have Tim's balls in my hand! Nice handiwork, Tim. They're quite big, neat and precise!"
 *"Tom's coursework is the best because he is crap at sketching" From now on I want you all to rush your sketches.
 ==And who could forget?==
+*'''"I HATE THESE CR**PY WHITEBOARDS!!!"''' *punches said whiteboard with fist*
-'''"I HATE THESE CRAPPY WHITEBOARDS!!!"''' *punches said whiteboard with fist*
+*To the tune of Monty Pythons *always look on the bright side* -- "Always cut on the waste side of the line" *class starts whistling* "If you do your work will turn out just fine" *continues whistling*
+*"kids in technology"..."girls in technology"..."Boys in technology"
-To the tune of Monty Pythons *always look on the bright side* -- "Always cut on the waste side of the line" *class starts whistling* "If you do your work will turn out just fine" *continues whistling*
+*''Asking a class about hair,:''
-−
 "kids in technology"..."girls in technology"..."Boys in technology"
-−
 ''Asking a class about hair,:''
 Mr F: "What is hair?"
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 Mr F : "ooh yes!! ''*pulling non existent hair*'' ooh !! ummm!! yeesss!! ohhh!!!"
 ==The Sawdust mystery==

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 Mr Fitton is obsessed with plastic cups. After rabbiting on about the year 9 exam and how important it was, he decided to go on to say how a plastic cup was a point of sale display (!?). Full marks to Mr Fitton on the boredom scale for managing to make this plastic cup topic stretch for 2 lessons.
 He also has no interest in you when you haev been locked in the stair room behind room 60/61. All there is in that room is a hoover...the last pupil to be locked in that room in 1998...
 == Wasting Time ==
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 [[Category:Teachers|Fitton, Mr]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 18:10, 28 September 2010
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	'''Mr Fitton''' teaches [[Technology]], more specifically [[Resistant Materials]], [[Graphics]] and [[Electronics]].		'''Mr Fitton''' teaches [[Technology]], more specifically [[Resistant Materials]], [[Graphics]] and [[Electronics]].
		+	Tells you everything he told in the last 10 lessons before you can start the work. Every lesson he tells you the 5 GAs incase we forgot, he always forgets he's told you.

	==Getting To School==		==Getting To School==

← Older revision		Revision as of 15:28, 24 February 2010
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	==Getting To School==		==Getting To School==

−	It is believed that Mr Fitton flies to school as he usually enters sporting a rather attractive flying jacket. Sheepskin of course, ~~however~~ the safety gear associated therewith (being Goggles and a Hat) remain elusive!	+	It is believed that Mr Fitton flies to school as he usually enters sporting a rather attractive flying jacket, Sheepskin of course. However, the safety gear associated therewith (being Goggles and a Hat) remain elusive!

← Older revision		Revision as of 20:07, 8 February 2010
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−	'''Mr Fitton''' teaches [[Technology]], more specifically [[Resistant Materials]] and [[Electronics]].	+	'''Mr Fitton''' teaches [[Technology]], more specifically [[Resistant Materials]], [[Graphics]] and [[Electronics]].

	==Getting To School==		==Getting To School==