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	:# PSHE is the most important lesson.		:# PSHE is the most important lesson.
	:# It is in fact the most useless boring and rubbish lesson you will ever waste your life on.		:# It is in fact the most useless boring and rubbish lesson you will ever waste your life on.
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		+	*'''In General'''
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		+	:# It could be a real fire. (Year 7)
		+	:# It's a drill. Finish your test. (Year 8+)

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 :## There are 4 states of matter; Solid, Liquid Crystal, Liquid and Gas. (Year 13)
 :## Plasma is a state of matter (find it in the sun, lightning balls and computer games), as is the Bose-Einstein Condensate (or BEC [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bose-Einstein_condensate]), a grand total of 6! (Year 13 research)
 :# "Light goes in straight lines." (Year 5)
 :## This depends on whether light is a particle, like a student going past a corner, or a wave, like a posse of students moving past the corner and spreading out when more space becomes available on the other side. As it happens, you can think of it as both, and as a result it can bend round corners. (Year 12 and 13)
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 :# Electrons are arranged in shells of 2,8,8,2 (Years 10 and 11)
 :# Electrons are arranged in subshell orbitals (Year 12 and 13)
 * '''History'''

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	* '''French'''		* '''French'''
	:#It's important, and is a prominent European language (unlike German, which is not AT ALL the official language of the EU council)		:#It's important, and is a prominent European language (unlike German, which is not AT ALL the official language of the EU council)
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		+	*'''PSHE'''
		+	:# PSHE is the most important lesson.
		+	:# It is in fact the most useless boring and rubbish lesson you will ever waste your life on.

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 * '''History'''
 :# It's good if you write "Therefore, to conclude" etc... (Years 7-11)
 * '''English Literature'''

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 * '''English Literature'''
-:# (as a whole)
+:# Presentation matters.
 * '''French'''
 :#It's important, and is a prominent European language (unlike German, which is not AT ALL the official language of the EU council)

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	* '''English Literature'''		* '''English Literature'''
	:# (as a whole)		:# (as a whole)
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		+	* '''French'''
		+	:#It's important, and is a prominent European language (unlike German, which is not AT ALL the official language of the EU council)

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 * '''Chemistry'''
 :# Electrons are ... (Years 7-9)
-:# Electrons are arranged in shells of 2,8,8,16 (Years 10 and 11)
+:# Electrons are arranged in shells of 2,8,8,2 (Years 10 and 11)
 :# Electrons are arranged in subshell orbitals (Year 12 and 13)

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	* '''History'''		* '''History'''
	:# It's good if you write "Therefore, to conclude" etc... (Years 7-11)		:# It's good if you write "Therefore, to conclude" etc... (Years 7-11)
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		+	* '''English Literature'''
		+	:# (as a whole)

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 During lower school, students are exposed to many "facts" that are later discovered to be "lies".
 Below is a list of the most shocking.
 * '''Physics'''
-:# There are 3 states of matter; Solid, Liquid and Gas. (Year 1-12)
+:# "The states of matter are three in total."
-:# There are 4 states of matter; Solid, Liquid Crystal, Liquid and Gas. (Year 13)
+:## There are 3 states of matter; Solid, Liquid and Gas. (Year 1-12)
-:# Light can't bend round corners. (Well, technically true - but it can diffract, which is almost bending)
+:## There are 4 states of matter; Solid, Liquid Crystal, Liquid and Gas. (Year 13)
 :# This mock is easier than the last one. (It never is)
-:# We know what we're doing. (They don't)
+:# "You too can understand electrons."
 * '''Chemistry'''