Josh Cadney - Revision history

Camponhoyle: Reverted edits by Ifewazuwede (talk) to last revision by Clizard

2010-11-24T16:52:49Z

Reverted edits by Ifewazuwede (talk) to last revision by Clizard

Ifewazuwede at 23:21, 23 November 2010

2010-11-23T23:21:29Z

Clizard: 25 revision(s)

2006-11-12T02:43:45Z

25 revision(s)

Chris at 12:16, 19 October 2006

2006-10-19T12:16:22Z

172.201.1.82 at 19:08, 16 July 2006

2006-07-16T19:08:04Z

172.201.1.82 at 19:06, 16 July 2006

2006-07-16T19:06:18Z

84.68.29.125 at 22:18, 18 May 2006

2006-05-18T22:18:14Z

62.3.71.226 at 18:39, 9 May 2006

2006-05-09T18:39:30Z

Glabrata at 16:39, 14 March 2006

2006-03-14T16:39:47Z

Glabrata at 16:39, 14 March 2006

2006-03-14T16:39:35Z

← Older revision	Revision as of 16:52, 24 November 2010
Line 1:	Line 1:
	+	=='Mathematical Prodigy'==
	+	[[Image:Jcnewspaper.jpg\|right\|thumb\|'Maths is Child's Play for Joshua Cadney']]
	+	<math>x^2+y^2 = Cd^2</math>

	+	==Cadney Numbers==
	+	Josh hopes to publish his [[Cadney Theory]] shortly, as well as create a new [[MEI]] module for A level maths, called CD1. Cadney numbers are the sums of two square numbers.
	+	Josh has now found a method to discover new Cadney Numbers of any type, using a dubious methodology, which will no doubt become clearer in time.
	+
	+	==STEP 2==
	+	Josh has recently complained about the [[Year 13 Leavers' Ball 2006\|Leavers' Ball]] being held on the night before his crucial [[STEP 2]] examination. Despite not needing to revise or prepare, Josh still needs a clear head before he goes into the [[exam room]]. Unfortunately, such an exam doesn't appear on any cross examboard timetable.
	+
	+	=The Many Faces of Josh=
	+
	+	==Josh Types==
	+	[[Image:Joshhair.jpg\|thumb\|Josh recently changed]]
	+	Josh is an elusive character, with many different faces and appearances. Like Cadney Numbers, they can be classified in types.
	+	# There is the original Josh, aka Josh 1. This is the actual Josh Cadney, sporting the 'Jesus look'. Recently, this Josh has been missing from school, and may soon be declared legally dead for tax purposes.
	+	# There is then Lanky Josh, aka Josh 2. This fellow has an uncanny resemblence of the day-to-day Josh, but is about 4 feet taller and 3 stone lighter.
	+	# The most elusive Josh is Chubby, Not-Woman Josh, aka Josh 3. This Josh has only been spotted by one or two lucky individuals, and was once thought to be a woman, as he/she/it had only been glanced briefly, and appeared to be a female form of regular Josh.
	+	# The most popular incarnation of Josh is [[Chav]] Josh, aka Josh 4. This Josh has exactly the same build and features as Josh 1, though sporting a new shaven (beard and head) look, and with a fondness for all things trackie-pants-and-white-trainers.
	+
	+	So there you have it: Josh, all four of him.
	+
	+	==Amusing Quotes==
	+	Not by Josh, but to him by a maths teacher. "Joshua, come here please." [There followed a protracted pause during which his classmates looked on, surprised that a maths teacher was appearing to be preparing to give him a 'dressing down']. "Can you check the answer in the book is wrong? Thanks." At this point we descended into uncontrollable laughter.
	+
	+	==Also Known As==
	+	Joshua Cadney (Yeah, that's it. We really need to give him a nickname :P)
	+
	+	==Where are you now?==
	+
	+	Currently studying Cadneyometry (Or Super Further Maths) at Cambridge, leading to an MCad degree, or something..
	+
	+	[[Category:Past Students\|Cadney, Josh]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 23:21, 23 November 2010
Line 1:		Line 1:
−	~~=='Mathematical Prodigy'==~~
−	~~[[Image:Jcnewspaper.jpg\|right\|thumb\|'Maths is Child's Play for Joshua Cadney']]~~
−	~~<math>x^2+y^2 = Cd^2</math>~~

−	~~==Cadney Numbers==~~
−	~~Josh hopes to publish his [[Cadney Theory]] shortly, as well as create a new [[MEI]] module for A level maths, called CD1. Cadney numbers are the sums of two square numbers.~~
−	~~Josh has now found a method to discover new Cadney Numbers of any type, using a dubious methodology, which will no doubt become clearer in time.~~
−
−	~~==STEP 2==~~
−	Josh has recently complained about the [[Year 13 Leavers' Ball 2006\|Leavers' Ball]] being held on the night before his crucial [[STEP 2]] examination. Despite not needing to revise or prepare, Josh still needs a clear head before he goes into the [[exam room]]. Unfortunately, such an exam doesn't appear on any cross examboard timetable.
−
−	~~=The Many Faces of Josh=~~
−
−	~~==Josh Types==~~
−	~~[[Image:Joshhair.jpg\|thumb\|Josh recently changed]]~~
−	~~Josh is an elusive character, with many different faces and appearances. Like Cadney Numbers, they can be classified in types.~~
−	# There is the original Josh, aka Josh 1. This is the actual Josh Cadney, sporting the 'Jesus look'. Recently, this Josh has been missing from school, and may soon be declared legally dead for tax purposes.
−	~~# There is then Lanky Josh, aka Josh 2. This fellow has an uncanny resemblence of the day-to-day Josh, but is about 4 feet taller and 3 stone lighter.~~
−	# The most elusive Josh is Chubby, Not-Woman Josh, aka Josh 3. This Josh has only been spotted by one or two lucky individuals, and was once thought to be a woman, as he/she/it had only been glanced briefly, and appeared to be a female form of regular Josh.
−	# The most popular incarnation of Josh is [[Chav]] Josh, aka Josh 4. This Josh has exactly the same build and features as Josh 1, though sporting a new shaven (beard and head) look, and with a fondness for all things trackie-pants-and-white-trainers.
−
−	~~So there you have it: Josh, all four of him.~~
−
−	~~==Amusing Quotes==~~
−	Not by Josh, but to him by a maths teacher. "Joshua, come here please." [There followed a protracted pause during which his classmates looked on, surprised that a maths teacher was appearing to be preparing to give him a 'dressing down']. "Can you check the answer in the book is wrong? Thanks." At this point we descended into uncontrollable laughter.
−
−	~~==Also Known As==~~
−	~~Joshua Cadney (Yeah, that's it. We really need to give him a nickname :P)~~
−
−	~~==Where are you now?==~~
−
−	~~Currently studying Cadneyometry (Or Super Further Maths) at Cambridge, leading to an MCad degree, or something..~~
−
−	~~[[Category:Past Students\|Cadney, Josh]]~~

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-='Mathematical Prodigy'=
+=='Mathematical Prodigy'==
 [[Image:Jcnewspaper.jpg|right|thumb|'Maths is Child's Play for Joshua Cadney']]
 <math>x^2+y^2 = Cd^2</math>
@@ Line 22: / Line 22: @@
 So there you have it: Josh, all four of him.
-=Amusing Quotes=
+==Amusing Quotes==
 Not by Josh, but to him by a maths teacher. "Joshua, come here please." [There followed a protracted pause during which his classmates looked on, surprised that a maths teacher was appearing to be preparing to give him a 'dressing down']. "Can you check the answer in the book is wrong? Thanks." At this point we descended into uncontrollable laughter.
-=Also Known As=
+==Also Known As==
 Joshua Cadney  (Yeah, that's it.  We really need to give him a nickname :P)
 [[Category:Past Students|Cadney, Josh]]

@@ Line 8: / Line 8: @@
 ==STEP 2==
-Josh has recently complained about the [[Leavers Ball]] being held on the night before his crucial [[STEP 2]] examination. Despite not needing to revise or prepare, Josh still needs a clear head before he goes into the [[exam room]]. Unfortunately, such an exam doesn't appear on any cross examboard timetable.
+Josh has recently complained about the [[Year 13 Leavers' Ball 2006|Leavers' Ball]] being held on the night before his crucial [[STEP 2]] examination. Despite not needing to revise or prepare, Josh still needs a clear head before he goes into the [[exam room]]. Unfortunately, such an exam doesn't appear on any cross examboard timetable.
 =The Many Faces of Josh=
@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 Josh is an elusive character, with many different faces and appearances. Like Cadney Numbers, they can be classified in types.
 # There is the original Josh, aka Josh 1.  This is the actual Josh Cadney, sporting the 'Jesus look'.  Recently, this Josh has been missing from school, and may soon be declared legally dead for tax purposes.
-# There is then [[Lanky Josh]], aka Josh 2.  This fellow has an uncanny resemblence of the day-to-day Josh, but is about 4 feet taller and 3 stone lighter.
+# There is then Lanky Josh, aka Josh 2.  This fellow has an uncanny resemblence of the day-to-day Josh, but is about 4 feet taller and 3 stone lighter.
 # The most elusive Josh is Chubby, Not-Woman Josh, aka Josh 3.  This Josh has only been spotted by one or two lucky individuals, and was once thought to be a woman, as he/she/it had only been glanced briefly, and appeared to be a female form of regular Josh.
 # The most popular incarnation of Josh is [[Chav]] Josh, aka Josh 4.  This Josh has exactly the same build and features as Josh 1, though sporting a new shaven (beard and head) look, and with a fondness for all things trackie-pants-and-white-trainers.

← Older revision		Revision as of 19:06, 16 July 2006
Line 28:		Line 28:
	Joshua Cadney (Yeah, that's it. We really need to give him a nickname :P)		Joshua Cadney (Yeah, that's it. We really need to give him a nickname :P)

−	[[Category:~~Sixth Formers~~\|Cadney, Josh]]	+	[[Category:Past Students\|Cadney, Josh]]

← Older revision	Revision as of 02:43, 12 November 2006
(No difference)

@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 Josh has now found a method to discover new Cadney Numbers of any type, using a dubious methodology, which will no doubt become clearer in time.
-==STEP 3==
+==STEP 2==
 Josh has recently complained about the [[Leavers Ball]] being held on the night before his crucial [[STEP 2]] examination. Despite not needing to revise or prepare, Josh still needs a clear head before he goes into the [[exam room]]. Unfortunately, such an exam doesn't appear on any cross examboard timetable.