Joe Holdsworth-Miller - Revision history

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	43 Won a penguin drawing contest with a drawing of a sheep with an afro (Judged by [[Mrs Mansfield]])		43 Won a penguin drawing contest with a drawing of a sheep with an afro (Judged by [[Mrs Mansfield]])
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		+	44 Had to play Prince Valiant in a pantomim and have his hair in a ponytail WOOP!
	== Interesting Places Visited By Joseph ==		== Interesting Places Visited By Joseph ==

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 Name: JOSEPH Holdsworth-Miller aka ShinyPsyduck
-Form: 7R/8R/9R
+Form: 7R/8R/9R/10R
 Age:(Why do you want to know? Stay away sick perverts! Haha I'll throw you off my trail by giving you my birthday! Only clever people will figure out my age - so i'm safe from people like [[Evie McDermott]] and [[Rebecca Dawson]]). 10/08/1995 I'm one of the youngest in the year which is rubbish because I don't have the honour of being the youngest and I can't call anyone younger than me.

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 The song goes like this...
-I'm a turnip
+"I'm a turnip
 and you're a turnip
 and we're all turnips together
 [repeat a billion times to complete the song.]

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 I'm a turnip
-and your a turnip
+and you're a turnip
 and we're all turnips together
 == The Best Saying Ever ==
 'Don't worry if your life's a joke, and your successes few; remember that the mighty oak, was once a nut like you!'
 I thinks this is a great saying because you can call other people nuts without being particularly offensive.

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 Yet another example. Everyday at lunch when I sit next to certain people they move away which isn't a nice thing to do. Then when I know they can clearly see me, they go and sit somewhere else. And these are my supposed friends. They claim that its not me but the company I keep. Yet when asked why they dislike the company I keep they reply: 'We just don't like them, you know'. I don't just not like someone for no reason. Why are they so unfair?
 == The Best Saying Ever ==
 'Don't worry if your life's a joke, and your successes few; remember that the mighty oak, was once a nut like you!'
 I thinks this is a great saying because you can call other people nuts without being particularly offensive.

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 Or The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night Time
 In Year 7 (possibly on the Paris trip) Joseph was bitten by a poodle which caused him to become a were-poodle. This meant that his hair grew to astonishing sizes, he gained what one person described as 'freakish super strength', his nerve endings all became dead, he gained dog ears (?) and an extremely high body temperature causing him to feel the cold (on sunny days!).
 == Lost and Found (though normally lost) ==
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 Managed to break the sink in the bathroom, repair it so that it only broke if it was used and then accidently get his brother into trouble when Oliver had the bad luck to break the sink again by using it
-Won a penguin drawing contest with a drawing of a sheep with an afro (Judged by Miss Mansfield)
+Won a penguin drawing contest with a drawing of a sheep with an afro (Judged by [[Mrs Mansfield]])
 == Interesting Places Visited By Joseph ==
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 == Quotes ==
 *HEY!! I wanna be on top!!
 *What?
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 *What was that?
 *I'm confused!
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 *Shiny Psyducks!
 *Yay!

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	41 Regards anything short of full marks as a failure (for himself) and absolutely hates (I mean dislikes greatly) being beaten in tests		41 Regards anything short of full marks as a failure (for himself) and absolutely hates (I mean dislikes greatly) being beaten in tests

		+	42 Managed to break the sink in the bathroom, repair it so that it only broke if it was used and then accidently get his brother into trouble when Oliver had the bad luck to break the sink again by using it
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		+	43 Won a penguin drawing contest with a drawing of a sheep with an afro (Judged by Miss Mansfield)
	== Interesting Places Visited By Joseph ==		== Interesting Places Visited By Joseph ==

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 Dislikes: PE, Art, SOLDERING(I burnt myself and NOBODY CARED!), Maze Designing, Graphics, Mints Protein shakes, the name Joe, losing things... (which happens a lot),
 == The 'Space Mountain Incident' ==
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 (Note: This section is an advertisement for Cottonshed the drama group as it is really fun)
 For some unkown reason, every term at Cottonshed I have a different fixation. Firstly, it was aubergines (AUBERGINES!!!!) as they are really cool and lead to the birth of AubergineDemon - a aubergine possessed by a demon that has lived for 200 years! Then there was the fixation with Cryogenically Frozen Grandmothers (of which I was one) as a character in a modern day Cinderella instead of a fairy godmother there was her great great great grandmother who had been extremely rich and cryogenically frozen herself so she could live to see the future. Then there was the Gingerbread Lumberjack (Origins unknown). After that there was an interesting session where we were told to make a nature program for aliens. We decided it would be a good idea to do a program on cows where the humans thought they were dumb animals but the aliens knew the cows were far more intelligent than humans. This lead on to a fixation with cows which lead to the birth of the Showk (half cow, half shark which looked like a shark with a dangling udder - I was the udder!) and the Cowtoise (half cow half tortoise that was a cow colored turtle with an udder that had wings and ate people). In an alien scene, I was an alien cattle (a cow without the head aka a large green floating udder). In a fairytale scene I was the Cow That Jumped Over The Moon (with realistic touchable udder). Also I have read a book called 'Storymaze 4: The Golden Udder' by Terry Denton.
 == Lost and Found (though normally lost) ==
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 Yet another example. Everyday at lunch when I sit next to certain people they move away which isn't a nice thing to do. Then when I know they can clearly see me, they go and sit somewhere else. And these are my supposed friends. They claim that its not me but the company I keep. Yet when asked why they dislike the company I keep they reply: 'We just don't like them, you know'. I don't just not like someone for no reason. Why are they so unfair?

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	Another example. One day, in the form room, two of my classmates came up to me and told me how spotty I was. Forgive me if I am wrong but it is not generally accepted as a nice thing to do - pointing out how ugly someone is. I refrain from doing it to other people (partly because I know I am far more unattractive) because I know it would hurt their feelings which I do not wish to do.		Another example. One day, in the form room, two of my classmates came up to me and told me how spotty I was. Forgive me if I am wrong but it is not generally accepted as a nice thing to do - pointing out how ugly someone is. I refrain from doing it to other people (partly because I know I am far more unattractive) because I know it would hurt their feelings which I do not wish to do.
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		+	Yet another example. Everyday at lunch when I sit next to certain people they move away which isn't a nice thing to do. Then when I know they can clearly see me, they go and sit somewhere else. And these are my supposed friends. They claim that its not me but the company I keep. Yet when asked why they dislike the company I keep they reply: 'We just don't like them, you know'. I don't just not like someone for no reason. Why are they so unfair?

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 Has a mustache (if you say so...)
-Is going out with Eve White in [[8n]]. R were never banned. Mr Whyton just didn't like them for a while. It was funny though.  Callan spilt water all over the floor and we had to use bags, blazers and tissues to mop it up with, then Eve and Becca D went and asked the dinner lady if they could borrow the mop and the dinner lady didn't suspect a thing.
+Is going out with Eve White in [[8n]] (Now 9N).
 Cannot lie to save his life