Gareth Ashworth - Revision history

Dangerousx at 22:08, 31 October 2010

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Dangerousx at 07:03, 19 October 2010

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BRGSMan at 18:34, 4 February 2010

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Sentric at 15:52, 25 September 2008

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Sentric at 20:11, 29 November 2007

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Sentric: /* Music */

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Sentric: I'm only a past student when I leave

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I'm only a past student when I leave

Anomaly at 15:10, 26 June 2007

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−	Gareth is in [[Upper Sixth ~~Form~~]], and is the son of [[Mrs Ashworth]], and one of the best under-eighteen chess players in the UK.	+	Gareth is in [[Upper Sixth]], and is the son of [[Mrs Ashworth]], and one of the best under-eighteen chess players in the UK.

	=Appearance=		=Appearance=

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-Gareth is in [[Upper 6th]], and is the son of [[Mrs Ashworth]], and one of the best under-eighteen chess players in the UK.
+Gareth is in [[Upper Sixth Form]], and is the son of [[Mrs Ashworth]], and one of the best under-eighteen chess players in the UK.
 =Appearance=
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 - The bag was seen to be 'bleeding' a green slime while Gareth was on a field trip to Wales.
-- Plutoneum weighs alot.
+- Plutoneum weighs a lot.
 =Life of Crime=

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	Gareth Ashworth, better known to those that experienced years 9-11 with him as ‘Gaffro’, is famed half man half afro. In his earlier years in BRGS he would often forgo having a hair cut, sometimes over periods as long as six months. This dubious habit evidentially led to the discovery of his half human nature when his hair grew massively out of proportion to the rest of his body. Whilst Gareth now favours crew cuts in order to hide his biological essence from civilized society evidence of this earlier period of revelation can be found on one of the more recent school photos. He is very shy.		Gareth Ashworth, better known to those that experienced years 9-11 with him as ‘Gaffro’, is famed half man half afro. In his earlier years in BRGS he would often forgo having a hair cut, sometimes over periods as long as six months. This dubious habit evidentially led to the discovery of his half human nature when his hair grew massively out of proportion to the rest of his body. Whilst Gareth now favours crew cuts in order to hide his biological essence from civilized society evidence of this earlier period of revelation can be found on one of the more recent school photos. He is very shy.

−	Whilst Gareth has almost fully embraced the dress code introduced in September 2006, often being visible in a full suit with a stylish shirt, there has been an incidence to the contrary. On September 27, 2006, he shocked many an occupant of the lower common room by entering bedecked with a bright yellow sombrero. This infringement of uniform was mostly ignored by staff and the older inhabitants of the lower common room but was considered unsuitable by Deputy Head [[Dr Edwards]] which resulted in the semi-postponed confiscation of the sombrero despite Gareth arguing the toss. This has since been 'retrieved' from [[Dr Edwards]]'s office as was evident when he was seen walking home from Bacup centre during heavy rain with the legendary hat firmly attatched to his head.	+	Whilst Gareth has almost fully embraced the dress code introduced in September 2006, often being visible in a full suit with a stylish shirt, there has been an incidence to the contrary. On September 27, 2006, he shocked many an occupant of the lower common room by entering bedecked with a bright yellow sombrero. This infringement of uniform was mostly ignored by staff and the older inhabitants of the lower common room but was considered unsuitable by Deputy Head Dr Edwards which resulted in the semi-postponed confiscation of the sombrero despite Gareth arguing the toss. This has since been 'retrieved' from Dr Edwards' office as was evident when he was seen walking home from Bacup centre during heavy rain with the legendary hat firmly attatched to his head.

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	"You fail in life."		"You fail in life."

−	[[Category: ~~Sixth Formers~~\|Ashworth, Gareth]]	+	"Reading this a year after creating it makes me wonder what the hell I was on at the time."
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		+	[[Category:Past Students\|Ashworth, Gareth]]

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 =Subjects=
-At the start of sixth form, Gareth studied [[Maths]], [[Chemistry]], [[English Language]], [[Geography]] and [[Critical Thinking]]. It soon became apparent that he found [[Maths]] at AS far less enjoyable than he had found it previously and dropped the subject after the summer exams. This caused certain problems as he was no longer able to study a [[Chemistry]]-style subject at university without another science subject. He decided to take up [[Biology]] for this purpose and the venture appears to have been quite successful despit his dislike of the labs the subject is taught in.
+At the start of sixth form, Gareth studied [[Maths]], [[Chemistry]], [[English Language]], [[Geography]] and [[Critical Thinking]]. It soon became apparent that he found [[Maths]] at AS far less enjoyable than he had found it previously and dropped the subject after the summer exams. This caused certain problems as he was no longer able to study a [[Chemistry]]-style subject at university without another science subject. He decided to take up [[Biology]] for this purpose and the venture appears to have been quite successful despite his dislike of the labs the subject is taught in.
 =Music=
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 Some experts speculate that Gareth used his false leg to club [[Mr Hoyle]] unconscious whereupon he was able to perform the surgery needed to remove a spinal implant placed on the teacher by a disatisfied Don Penguin.
 =Nicknames=

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 Fleetwood Mac
-A variety of old rock classics such as Poison (Alice Cooper), Paint it black (The Rolling Stones) and (Don't Fear) The Reaper (Blue Oyster Cult) also make an appearence on his mp3 player. This may be the result of either good taste or him slapping his entire 130 hour media libray onto the said device.
+A variety of old rock classics such as Poison (Alice Cooper), Paint it black (The Rolling Stones) and (Don't Fear) The Reaper (Blue Oyster Cult) also make an appearence on his mp3 player. This may be the result of either good taste or him slapping his entire media libray onto the said device.
 =Schoolbag=

← Older revision		Revision as of 17:28, 29 June 2007
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	"You fail in life."		"You fail in life."

−	[[Category: ~~Past Students~~\|Ashworth, Gareth]]	+	[[Category: Sixth Formers\|Ashworth, Gareth]]

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	"You fail in life."		"You fail in life."

−	[[Category: ~~Sixth Formers~~\|Ashworth, Gareth]]	+	[[Category: Past Students\|Ashworth, Gareth]]