Dr Jackson - Revision history

BRGSMan: Reverted edits by Ifewazuwede (talk) to last revision by BRGSMan

2010-11-24T16:48:04Z

Reverted edits by Ifewazuwede (talk) to last revision by BRGSMan

Ifewazuwede at 09:51, 24 November 2010

2010-11-24T09:51:07Z

BRGSMan at 16:04, 26 October 2010

2010-10-26T16:04:49Z

Clizard: evidence? :)

2010-09-28T17:33:37Z

evidence? :)

Dangerousx at 17:22, 28 September 2010

2010-09-28T17:22:30Z

Dangerousx at 17:15, 28 September 2010

2010-09-28T17:15:15Z

TBH at 17:10, 13 February 2010

2010-02-13T17:10:26Z

Camponhoyle at 20:27, 12 December 2009

2009-12-12T20:27:36Z

Camponhoyle at 20:27, 12 December 2009

2009-12-12T20:27:29Z

BRGSMan at 17:05, 15 November 2009

2009-11-15T17:05:37Z

← Older revision	Revision as of 16:48, 24 November 2010
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	+	Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured. Is well known to pretend to be a martian. Why? 08s found it funny in year 8 to watch her pretending to be a vibrating particle. She seems to have to walk up and down the aisle in room 13 whilst giving lectures.

	+	==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==
	+	* Watch her walk and you may notice she has a slight limp.
	+	* Then wait until she is sat on a stool or chair.
	+	* If her pants are short enough, observe the ankles.
	+	* You will see that her socks are pulled up high.
	+	* Bake at Gas Mark 3 for 30 minutes.
	+	* You will also notice that one lower leg is much larger that the other.
	+	* Many students believe this may be caused by a peg leg.
	+	* Do not mix metric and imperial measurements.
	+	* Talk when she tells you to be quiet and watch in amazement as her eyes seem to bulge out of their sockets and glare at you.
	+	Soon they will pop, If not then she could go for the world record and beat that black woman! Go Jackson
	+	*During an uneventful and therefore boring lesson, Dr. Jackson places a woollen model of the digestive system on the desk in front of her, and proceeds to penetrate the anus with her finger - the running commentary was not necessary, though.
	+	=Diagnosis: Murder?=
	+	During [[Kroll]]'s [[D of E]] mystery meltdown, Doctor Jackson reported that heat stroke was not to blame, citing that his reactions were better than hers. It is believed that the good doctor used a complex procedure to reach this diagnosis, involving the waving of a biscuit near Kroll's face. The scarring on her hand should have healed fully by 2009.
	+
	+	=Quotes=
	+	"Noddy Diagrams."
	+
	+	* "Minging? Right then. Let's have minging tomatoes!"
	+
	+	* "GOOD MORNING HAPPY PEOPLE!!!"
	+
	+	* "Can anyone tell me two good places where to stick it?" (During Critical Thinking, talking about conclusions)
	+
	+	* To student : "ARE YOU EATING SWEETS UNDER THAT TABLE?!"
	+
	+	"No, it's cheese."
	+
	+	Jackson : "CHEEEEEE-EEEEESE!!!!"
	+
	+	* "That's number NINE on the ratty scale."
	+
	+	* (in an alien/Italian accent during a yr 7 lesson) "Ze martian is here!"
	+
	+	* (used numerous times) "I'll hang you from the nearest lampost!"
	+
	+	* "Someone take that boy outside and shoot him" (to a poor year 7 after drawing in pen!)
	+
	+	* look, if you dont behave, the martian wont come out! student: FINALLY!!!! Lets have a riot!!!!!
	+
	+	=Nicknames=
	+	Captin crazy eyes on the jolly jackson. ARR!
	+
	+	Ratty.
	+
	+	{{Jackson}}
	+
	+	[[Category:teachers\|Jackson, Dr]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 09:51, 24 November 2010
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−	Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured. Is well known to pretend to be a martian. Why? 08s found it funny in year 8 to watch her pretending to be a vibrating particle. She seems to have to walk up and down the aisle in room 13 whilst giving lectures.

−	~~==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==~~
−	* Watch her walk and you may notice she has a slight limp.
−	* Then wait until she is sat on a stool or chair.
−	* If her pants are short enough, observe the ankles.
−	* You will see that her socks are pulled up high.
−	* Bake at Gas Mark 3 for 30 minutes.
−	* You will also notice that one lower leg is much larger that the other.
−	* Many students believe this may be caused by a peg leg.
−	* Do not mix metric and imperial measurements.
−	* Talk when she tells you to be quiet and watch in amazement as her eyes seem to bulge out of their sockets and glare at you.
−	~~Soon they will pop, If not then she could go for the world record and beat that black woman! Go Jackson~~
−	*During an uneventful and therefore boring lesson, Dr. Jackson places a woollen model of the digestive system on the desk in front of her, and proceeds to penetrate the anus with her finger - the running commentary was not necessary, though.
−	~~=Diagnosis: Murder?=~~
−	During [[Kroll]]'s [[D of E]] mystery meltdown, Doctor Jackson reported that heat stroke was not to blame, citing that his reactions were better than hers. It is believed that the good doctor used a complex procedure to reach this diagnosis, involving the waving of a biscuit near Kroll's face. The scarring on her hand should have healed fully by 2009.
−
−	~~=Quotes=~~
−	~~"Noddy Diagrams."~~
−
−	* "Minging? Right then. Let's have minging tomatoes!"
−
−	* "GOOD MORNING HAPPY PEOPLE!!!"
−
−	* "Can anyone tell me two good places where to stick it?" (During Critical Thinking, talking about conclusions)
−
−	* To student : "ARE YOU EATING SWEETS UNDER THAT TABLE?!"
−
−	~~"No, it's cheese."~~
−
−	~~Jackson : "CHEEEEEE-EEEEESE!!!!"~~
−
−	* "That's number NINE on the ratty scale."
−
−	* (in an alien/Italian accent during a yr 7 lesson) "Ze martian is here!"
−
−	* (used numerous times) "I'll hang you from the nearest lampost!"
−
−	* "Someone take that boy outside and shoot him" (to a poor year 7 after drawing in pen!)
−
−	* look, if you dont behave, the martian wont come out! student: FINALLY!!!! Lets have a riot!!!!!
−
−	~~=Nicknames=~~
−	~~Captin crazy eyes on the jolly jackson. ARR!~~
−
−	~~Ratty.~~
−
−	~~{{Jackson}}~~
−
−	~~[[Category:teachers\|Jackson, Dr]]~~

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 Soon they will pop, If not then she could go for the world record and beat that black woman! Go Jackson
 *During an uneventful and therefore boring lesson, Dr. Jackson  places a woollen model of the digestive system on the desk in front of her, and proceeds to penetrate the anus with her finger - the running commentary was not necessary, though.
-=Diagnosis: Murder?==
+=Diagnosis: Murder?=
 During [[Kroll]]'s [[D of E]] mystery meltdown, Doctor Jackson reported that heat stroke was not to blame, citing that his reactions were better than hers. It is believed that the good doctor used a complex procedure to reach this diagnosis, involving the waving of a biscuit near Kroll's face. The scarring on her hand should have healed fully by 2009.
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 Ratty.
-{{:Jackson}}
+{{Jackson}}
 [[Category:teachers|Jackson, Dr]]

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−	Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured. Is well known to pretend to be a martian. Why? 08s found it funny in year 8 to watch her pretending to be a vibrating particle. She seems to have ~~an OCD(Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) in that she has~~ to walk up and down the aisle in room 13 whilst giving lectures ~~or she might turn suicidal~~.	+	Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured. Is well known to pretend to be a martian. Why? 08s found it funny in year 8 to watch her pretending to be a vibrating particle. She seems to have to walk up and down the aisle in room 13 whilst giving lectures.

	==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==		==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==

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−	Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured. Is well known to pretend to be a martian. Why? 08s found it funny in year 8 to watch her pretending to be a vibrating particle.	+	Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured. Is well known to pretend to be a martian. Why? 08s found it funny in year 8 to watch her pretending to be a vibrating particle. She seems to have an OCD(Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) in that she has to walk up and down the aisle in room 13 whilst giving lectures or she might turn suicidal.

	==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==		==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==

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−	Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured. Is well known to pretend to be a martian. Why?	+	Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured. Is well known to pretend to be a martian. Why? 08s found it funny in year 8 to watch her pretending to be a vibrating particle.

	==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==		==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==

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−	Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured.	+	Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured. Is well known to pretend to be a martian. Why?

	==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==		==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==

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−	~~DrJackson~~ is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured.	+	Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured.

	==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==		==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide==

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		+	{{:Jackson}}

	[[Category:teachers\|Jackson, Dr]]		[[Category:teachers\|Jackson, Dr]]